Saturday, 29 November 2014

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Greatest Sex Positions For Getting Pregnant...

Many women find it difficult to conceive after many years of marriage, such matters are not usually discussed and can be very distressing and embarrassing for any woman.

So what can you do to make the process of ‘baby making’ more fun and successful? Here are some tips that work.

1. Try missionary

missionary

The most popular and the most romantic position, the missionary style of sex does have its benefits. In this position the woman lies on her back, with the man is on top. Unlike many sex positions, you and your partner are facing each other with your faces close, so it’s very romantic. When the woman is lying down on her back, her vagina is tilted towards the cervix, giving a helping hand to those sperm trying to make their way to her egg.


2. Glowing triangle

gloeingtriangle

This pose is very similar to the previous one. But the difference is that the man is on all fours with his legs extended out. The woman’s pelvis is raised (you can use a cushion for that added boost) and enfolded around the partner. This position helps in increasing the depth of the penetration and helps tilt the woman’s pelvis upwards.


3. The rock and roller or anvil

rockandroller

This position is similar to missionary, but guarantees that you enter deep, hit your woman’s G spot and help in getting pregnant while having a ‘rocking’ good time. In this position the woman lies back and stretches her legs up, as if she’s about to do a backwards roll.


4. Do it doggie style

doggie

Most men really love this position and it’s great for baby making. Separately from all the fun you can have with it, doggy style helps upsurge the amount of penetration and opens up the cervix just a little bit more than other positions.


5. Any position that makes you orgasm

orgasm

A woman reaching orgasm is even more important in terms of baby making than the position you do the deed in itself. When a woman has an orgasm, her vagina’s wall contracts, and these contractions, in turn, have a vacuum-like effect, sucking the sperm up and moving them closer to the egg.

Try any of these, and pls do call me for me the naming next 9months!

#SexStoriesSaturday EPISODE 7: The Boss and I

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Joe was stuck in traffic at 8:25am in the morning, at a time when he should be already seated at his desk, sipping coffee and making the usual morning checks of all the documents he expected would have been dropped on his desk by his secretary.


He knew he was going to get a good tongue-lashing from his boss. He knew that she was probably going to have him suspended for being late on the third consecutive day this week. What she didn’t know was that he had to drive like Jason Statham in The Transporter most times just so he could get to work before 8:00am every morning. But in the last three mornings, there had been a reason why he woke up late. There was a certain Evelyn lying naked on his bed those mornings.

She’d spent the last three nights at his house…and the things they’d done in the middle of the night had resulted in him sleeping quite later than usual and totally ignoring his alarm when it rang at 6:45am in the morning. Evelyn is a religious girl but a damn freak at the same time.

Joe wasn’t quite sure how things with Evelyn would end. He liked her very much, and wouldn’t mind being in a long relationship with her that could lead to her being his wife. But Joe knew who he was…and the fact that he might never be able to make it work like every normal person is supposed to but he couldn’t tell her that and break her heart. They had already confessed their love for each other more than a dozen times. It was best to see how everything would come to an end in its own chosen time.

By the time he got to the office block, the time was 8:46am. He was sure going to receive more than a tongue-lashing from Le Boss this morning. She might even decide to throw in a slap and a hot cup of coffee to his face. Yeah, she was that insane.

He hurriedly made it up the stairs to the 3rd floor as he saw the crowd waiting to use the elevator at the lobby downstairs. His office block is a 5 storey building and it was owned by two companies. The company he worked for owned the 3rd to 5th floor. With his briefcase in one hand and phone in the other, he charged through the front doors of his office with a forced grin on his face as he greeted a few colleagues along the way to his own mini-office. His secretary was punching away at her keyboard and threw a “Good morning, Sir” at him as he opened the door and walked in. What he saw made him stop in his steps, with his eyes bulging in surprise.

Sitting behind his desk was Le Boss, looking as mean as ever as she reclined on his chair and was going through a document she had in her hand. She is quite sexy, hot in every single sense of the word, her rimmed spectacles glinted a bit when she raised her head to observe him for a second and went back to reading what it was that was in that document. Joe cursed his secretary in his mind. Why didn’t the idiot warn him about this so that he could prepare his ‘speech’ before he faced Madam? Except maybe, Madam had warned her not to…which meant that he was in very deep shit this time.

He stood there still, not moving or saying anything. If Madam wanted to take her time, then just give it to her without any fuss. A minute or so later, she dropped the paper on his desk and stood up, straightened her perfectly ironed jacket and walked slowly towards Joe. He stood as still as the statue of Liberty. Joe snuck a look at her chest down to her thighs, absolutely enticing.Not even making as much as a flinch…or a blink, he maintained calm composure.

Madam walked straight to him and stood just before him. He could smell her fragrance, Expensive perfume, he thought to himself. She was not quite tall, but in her very high heeled shoes, she stood face to face with him, and looked into his eyeballs trough her glasses. Joe returned her stare…wondering what she must be trying to do with this show of authority. The beauty about high heeled shoes is how much they emphasize the ass, his boss’ ass is nothing short of big, bulby and bouncy ones just like those in the black porn movies.

No words were spoken between them for a few seconds as they engaged in this staring contest. Joe’s mind would drift to the events of last night that made him late to work today, the reverse cowgirl Evelyn gave him yesterday night. It didn’t even occur to Joe to apologize for his late coming, for he knew that even if he apologized…there was no way he would be going scot-free…especially with the way she was behaving right now.

His boss was behaving strangely this morning, usually, she would scream about his lateness, give him a piece of her mind, but today she was been silent and rather strangely.

The silence was unusual and her movements around him was very unsettling for him.

She removed her glasses, and then she opened her glossed-up lips slightly…as if she wanted to speak. But instead, she decided to help Joe straighten up his suit which had acquired a disheveled look because of the flight of stairs he had to climb to get here as quick as he could.

She placed both hands on his shoulder, massaged them, and let her hands slide down his arm to his wrists, Joe said to himself, here comes the scolding.

She made him drop the briefcase, then took his phone and threw it on the desk. Joe was beyond surprised, or afraid. Now he was just bewildered. He had no idea what his boss was doing, and he knew the best thing to do was to raise his voice at her and ask her what the heck was going on. He kept quiet instead, and watched what else she was going to do. And finally…she spoke

“I have come to like you very much, Joe. And I don’t intend to do anything that will affect you negatively but I was very angry this morning when you came in late again. I came to your office to request the files you are working on and I couldn’t find you. I sat at your desk and waited for more than 20 minutes, and yet you didn’t show up. This is the 3rd morning, Joe…and such acts can’t go unpunished because if I allow it to, these other people will think I have a soft spot for you, Joe.

Joe loved how she was talking to him, but would appreciate it more if she would do so in bed; He couldn’t have said he hadn’t noticed her hot bouncy ass but he did not like workplace romance due to the complications of work plus his mind had completely drifted off his boss’ ass since the emergency of Evelyn and her erotic nature.

“Well, they won’t be wrong about that…because I do” she interrupted his thought, she had one hand grabbing his crotch and the other hand behind his head and her mouth on his…her kiss was sublime and emotional.

He was in a WTF moment but he couldn’t scream!

Actually, his boss was the daughter and only child of the company’s CEO. Her dad had decided to give his daughter a present on her 25th birthday and made her the Director of his company’s official duties while he travelled to places like Hawaii and Japan on other pleasurable activities and this was just her 2nd month on the job.

Joe had never minded working under a Lady (pun intended), and not even one that he was much older than. She was very pretty, and quite intelligent as well, despite her moments of total madness that had made her slap one of her employees once and threw hot coffee at another in just 2 months as the ‘Overall Madam’.

She had never made any advances at Joe before, and he had never considered trying anything funny but had fantasized a bit about fucking her ass over the table. She was massaging his crotch, smearing her lip-gloss on his face and neck and pushing him to the wall. His stupid dick was not acting in accordance with his bewildered brain because it had begun to increase quickly in his pants. He felt his belt being undone and her hand squeezing in to reach for his dick. She found it and had started stroking already, her soft hands squeezing tightly on his dick-head, cupping his ball sack. Joe decided it was time to give it to Le Boss. They were in his office with the door unlocked, and except Le Boss had told his secretary not to interrupt them for any reason, they could get into big trouble.

He grabbed her exquisite ass, a feeling of contentment and satisfaction ravaged his body as the soft flesh of her ass tickled his brain. She was the daughter of a very rich man, so everything about her had to be exquisite. He squeezed hard on those big butts, continued kissing her, she pressed her boobs hard against his chest as her inner thighs invaded his waist. Joe removed her jacket revealing a spaghetti top underneath, he dipped his hands into the top, squashed the boobs against her chest, he pushed the straps of her bra to the side, pushing the bra to her belly. He began to pinch her nipples with one hand while still smacking and pressing her soft ass with the other hand, she continued kissing him like her life depended on it.

Joe grabbed the intercom and told him secretary not to allow any visitor that he was busy. He went to the door, locked it. Removed his jacket, he was walking around the office with his pants at his feet.

He pulled her to himself behind his desk, she was very obedient to his move this morning, lust is a strong thing, he told himself. He dragged her skirt upwards so he could feel her flesh. He traced a finger up her thighs until he found the slit between her legs and began to fondle her even as they stood their kissing and moaning. she was soaking wet between her thighs, Her boobs pressed hard against him, he bent her over his desk, spanking her ass while still wearing her high heel shoe… He had inserted a finger into her pussy from behind while rubbing his dick over her fat ass, she wriggled her ass as his fingers found her clit and began to tease them, she pushed all the papers on Joe’s desk off, tried hard to stifle her own screams.

Her hands became a little too active for Joe as she continued scattering all of his table. Joe folded her hands behind her to her back, took his towering erection and gently eased into her pussy, driving hard into her pussy at the first penetration.

He used one hand to hold down her hands behind her and used his other hand to grab a handful of her ass and he continued pumping his rock hard dick into her pussy from behind.

The tightness of her pussy was the exact feeling he wanted, Joe remembered all the screams she screamed at him, the scolds and began to penetrate her deeply, fucking her with all the strength he had in.

Little sounds of pleasure escaped her lips as she surrendered her pussy to Joe, his magic stick was doing all the work, pummeling her loins. His boss dint know he had this much fuck-strength in him, It seemed like Joe was trying to get a raise for fucking her well.

Joe could feel her vaginal walls tighten against his dick, driving Joe nuts with the pleasure it gave to him. She must have been practising her kegel exercises every morning. Joe felt his knees begin to grow weak as his orgasm raced towards its climax…her little moans were getting a bit louder. Joe squeezed on her fat butt-cheeks and slammed deeper and faster into her, their skin making that familiar sound of flesh hitting against flesh, her moans coming with each of his thrusts. She reached behind her and grabbed her own butt, as gasps of “aah…aah..yesss, oooh yesss” escaped her lips. She let out one loud cry, that made Joe think that someone must surely have heard her this time.

Her juices dripped from her coochie as she came, and her knees buckled. Joe utilized his muscles, and carried her up, made her sit on his hands with her legs wrapped around his waist, and thrust from beneath her into her dripping orifice right there on his office table. she held him around his head, whimpering still as he thrust faster and faster until he could feel his balls constrict and his load shoot up into her. His groan was much louder than he had wanted it to be…surely, Le Secretary must be wondering what is going on in the office by now.

She dropped from his arms then, and used her panties to clean herself up, went to the table, took the document she had been reading, and used it to wrap up the soiled underwear, then threw it in his waste bin. She straightened up her jacket and her skirt as best as she could, re-arranged her hair and combed it with her fingers till it looked as it had did before. Then she picked her glasses, from the table and put it on. She walked up to him then…with one very stern look on her face, and said with a soft voice

“Some days start better than others” then more loudly, so that the people outside the office could hear her…she said “And this must never happen again!”

DB

With that she walked out of his office and slammed the door behind her.

Thursday, 27 November 2014

FAMILY AFFAIR! Kim Kardashian's baby sis Kendall Jenner also poses nude for Dazed Magazine, but...

She is quickly establishing herself as a star in the modelling world, carving out her own career and celebrity in the shadow of big sister Kim Kardashian.
And for Kendall Jenner, that means appearing in some rather quirky ensembles, judging by her latest photoshoot.
In the most striking snapshot, Kendall goes nude with just a huge Afro-style wig to protect her modesty.

A hair raising moment : Kendall Jenner sported a huge afro wig and not much else in a snapshot for Dazed magazine 

The snapshot was one of many tweeted by Kendall's 'Momager' Kris Jenner on Wednesday, alongside the caption:  'Oh hello again.'
The 19-year-old showed off her slim figure, albeit in a more subtle way than Kim's audacious 'booty' shoot for Paper Mag.
Kendall showed why she is in demand as a model, effortlessly going from cowgirl to retro chic in the pictures from the British publication's winter issue.

Avoid these questions on a first date



There you are, on a dinner date with the attractive cousin of a friend's friend and you would really like to make as good an impression as possible.

But, you've had one too many to calm your frazzled nerves, and you can feel your inhibitions disappearing. But be careful, be very careful. There are things you can ask that would scuttle the entire evening:

So tell me, how much do you earn?
What someone else earns is none of your business. At best, the other person will suspect you of trying to get out of paying your share of the meal. At worst, the other person will suspect that you are looking for a meal ticket for life.

So why is someone like you single?
There is no answer to this as it isn't really a compliment. What do you mean? What's wrong with you that I haven't noticed yet, but everyone else has? It merely puts your date on the defensive as the only other answer, namely, "I'm single, because I want to be", puts an end to all hopes for the evening.

Have you ever tried drugs?
There is no answer to this that won't cause discomfort. If the answer is yes, you will want to know what, where and with whom. And it's really none of your business. If the answer is no, you may suspect your date of being less than truthful, even if it were true. And anyway, why are you asking the question in the first place?

What do you think of pornography?
This is too personal a question at this stage and will put people on the defensive. Worst case scenario is that they will think you are into porn and somehow want to involve them too. This may be a turn-on for the one in hundred date, but it will make people, who are the types you could take home to mother, run fast and furious.

Do little kids drive you nuts, too?
Not only may they have gone on this date because they're keen to start a family, the person may already have children of their own from a previous relationship or marriage. Bang go your chances for a second date.

So how big is the place you're living in?
Alarm bells will ring, as it sounds as if you are keen to move in as soon as possible. So why is your life so disorganised that you don't have a place of your own? Or do you go on dates, because you're looking for accommodation?

So why didn't your last relationship work?
You're making it sound as if it is somehow their fault and you're making the other person feel like failure. And anyway, do you feel like listening to a whole tragic synopsis of their previous effort at a long term relationship? You're out on a date, you're not impersonating the Wailing Wall, remember?

Don't you think online dating is really weird?
You don't know enough about this person to know whether they have their profile posted on three different dating sites. You may just have put an end to a possibly enjoyable evening.

Don't you just loathe cats?
You may have the regional chairperson of the local chapter of the Friends of the Cat society sitting opposite you. In fact there may be three felines snuggling up to this person every night. And you've just put your foot in your mouth.

Aren't you going to eat that?
Eating from someone else's plate is not something one does on a first date. Even if they only got halfway with their chocolate mousse, don't ask if you can finish it. It makes you look greedy and cheap.

Do you usually drink this much?
This is a direct criticism and could put a swift end to your date. It makes you sound condemnatory and prescriptive. So, don't comment on someone else's drinking habits, unless you want to put an end to the evening.

Wiz Khalifa posts nude photo online!

Wiz Khalifa posts nude photo

US rapper, Wiz Khalifa has joined the celebrity nudity train as he shared a naked picture of himself on Instagram.
The star is seen unclothed and using only his hand to cover what’s left of his dignity while holding what seems to be a bottle of water in his other hand.
The photo was taken by the rapper’s official Instagram photographer and captioned "No shower til 4pm"
Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian recently sparked a frenzy when she went totally nude in a bid to “break the internet” and it seems other celebrities, Wiz Khalifa included, have decided to follow in her footsteps.

#HitBackThursday: SAUCEKID - UNDER G (prod. by DONJAZZY)

SauceKid

Off his AFRICAN AMERICAN album was this monster hit!
This release did lots of wonders for OluwaSinzu back then in 2010 till late 2012 or there about,
And believe me, even on bad speakers, this song would still get you on your feet till date... you already know the monster on the beat, its ace producer DON JAZZY!

ENJOY :)

DOWNLOAD MP3: SAUCEKID - UNDER G (prod. by DonJazzy)

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

EYE CANDY: Meet TIPSY ROYALTY, Our WCW This Week!



Loyal Funiacs!
Welcome to another edition of your favorite segment in your favorite blohsite... This week on WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY, We have a very pretty young woman in the person of Miss Isadoh Jessica. In her early 20's , this lady really is a beauty to behold and with a very loveable heart, you can not just help but love this lady.
Here is a few details you should know about our star lady of the week. 


NAME
Jessica Isado

NICK
Tipsy royalty

SCHOOL
Girne American University

DEPARTMENT/LEVEL
Radio Tv and films studies/ 2nd year

HOBBIES
Cooking, singing, dancing and being on fashion blogs

LIKES
Humble, cheerful givers, fun to be with and neat.

DISLIKES
Liars, cheaters, stingy, back biters and dirty ass.

KIND OF MAN
Don't have a kind of man but I love gentlemen, one girl kind of man. Knows how to love and respect his girl kind of guy and must be ambitious. Also neat.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS
In a relationship

FAVORITE HOLIDAY SPOT
Any boutique, Istanbul.

BEST MOMENTS
My best moments are when I go shopping or eat good food.

WORST MOMENTS
When I have nothing to wear or starve.

FAVORITE FOOD
I eat any damn thing.

FAVORITE SONG
I love good music (all kinds)

FAVORITE ARTIST
Got none (love all of them)

FAVORITE MOVIE
The notebook.

YOUR VIEW ON FUNORACLE BLOGSITE
Pretty creative, keep working hard, I got your back hommie.. 











To know more about our Star Girl, follow her Twitter and Instagram page @Tipsy_Royal.

Y'all drop nice comments about her :)

NAWA OH! Pastor acquires N80M customized stretch limousine!

Bishop Tom Samson

Reports suggests that the founder and senior pastor of Christ Royal Family International Church, Tom Samson just acquired a new customised stretch limousine.
According to Encomium Weekly, insiders revealed that the pastor known for his flamboyant lifestyle, made the purchase from one of the best manufacturers of limousines in the world, Top Limousine and was built to his specification.
It was gathered that the Hummer brand which is 38 feet long has some special features built in, such as: Double jet doors, 3 plasma TVs with smart touch control system and a 42 inch TV in the VIP section of the car, 28 leather passenger seats and some other state of the art gadgets inside.
Pastor Samson confirmed that he had bought the car when he was contacted by reporters from Encomium Weekly.
The pastor told the magazine he had ordered the car to be specifically built for him by Toplimony, to celebrate the goodness of God and the forthcoming anniversary as his church would be marking the 23rd year of existence very soon.

How To Get Yourself a ONE NIGHT STAND!



Drive-through meal, hit and run, one hit wonder, single serving, overnight rental…

These are just some of the names given to one-night stands. Yet, call them what you like, one-night stands do have their benefits – especially for all the single people out there who are not desperate for sexual activity with emotional commitment or future involvement.

One-night stands are not always planned and can happen for a number of different reasons. This usually depends on the situation and can vary from person to person.

But, make no mistake; there are rules to navigating a successful one-night stand.

Do:

- Choose someone hot (you don’t want to chew your arm off to escape in the morning)
- Go to her place (it will be neater than yours)
- Exchange numbers and alert a friend (there are psychos out there)
- Cover it up (think of all the other encounters they’ve had)
- Try every position (you won’t be able to when you eventually marry)
- Make lots of noise (give the neighbours something to talk about)
- Make an excuse to leave afterward (remember the no commitment rule)
- Not feel cheap (sex is your birth-right)

Don’t:

- Do it if you’re married (that’s called cheating)
- Forget to alert a friend (safety above all else)
- Go to your place if you have room-mates
- Just lay there (you can do that when you’re married)
- Expect an orgasm (it takes time for someone to know which buttons to press)
- Try to spoon in the morning (please see no commitment rule)
- Forget to have an exit excuse (the more absurd, the better)

REMEMBER: You’re single, not a stone. If we were meant to be celibate, we’d have the same genitalia as Ken and Barbie (none). So, get your single groove on but don’t be an ass about it. Just because it’s a one-night stand does not mean you have the right to treat the other as less of a person.

'You suck!' Jordin Sparks slams ex Jason Derulo in new song How About Now (Remix)

They split back in September.
And now Jordin Sparks is finally hitting back at ex Jason Derulo in a new song titled How About Now (Remix).
The 24-year-old throws some serious shade toward the Talk Dirty singer as she references personal details from their relationship - including his neck injury from 2012.

Her turn to sling fire: Jordin Sparks is finally hitting back at ex Jason Derulo in a new song titled How About Now (Remix)

In the song she croons: 'Feeling like I have to get all of this off my chest / I know you are sitting there thinking "What is she going to do next?"
'Remember I deleted all my other guys' numbers out my phone for ya?' she sings bitterly.
Adding: 'Remember when you broke your neck and I had to wash your back for ya? You probably don't remember half of the s*** that I did for ya.'

Happier time: Jordin, who recently ended her two-year relationship, has previously claimed to hold no ill-feeling towards her former boyfriend

Jordin, who recently ended her two-year relationship, has previously claimed to hold no ill-feeling towards her former boyfriend.
Asked if they will stay friends, she told TMZ: 'I hope so, he's super busy, I'm super busy, he's got a tour, I've got movies... I just wish him the best.'
Jason - who has admitted to ending the relationship over the phone - recently claimed he had dumped Jordin because of a pressure to get married, but she refused to be drawn into a war of words with the 25-year-old singer.

'You suck': Jordin hit out at her ex in the new track

She said: 'I really don't have a comment on anything that's been said because it's just words.'
And though she is happy to be single now, the Sparkle star won't be using dating apps such as Tinder to find a new man.
She exclaimed to TMZ: 'No, no,no,no,no,no. No. Those things are just weird.'
On Wednesday, the 24-year-old revealed on The Wendy Williams Show that she plans on giving back the luxury BMW vehicle Jason gifted to her.
'I haven't really had time to think about it, but yeah, I probably will,' the singer and actress admitted.
Adding: 'He can have it.'
Although when it came to whether or not Derulo cheated on her during their three year relationship, Sparks refused to comment.
She did, however, confess that shooting Derulo's Marry Me video played some part in the demise of her engagement: 'Hey, listen, we set ourselves up for that.'
'I'm good, really,' she said of her current emotional state, 'I'm exploring my neighborhood. I'm finding places I [where] like to eat [and] meeting new people. It's been really great.'

From DAILYMAIL.

Monday, 24 November 2014

#SadEnd: 12-year-old Boy with fake gun killed by police officer

Tamir Rice was shot twice by a police officer after waving a fake gun at a playground in Cleveland, United States.

 

The 12-year-old boy, Tamir Rice, has been shot and killed by the police after he flashed a toy gun at the police at a playgroud in Cleveland, United States.
On Saturday, November 22, Police officers were answering a 911 emergency call about someone waving a 'probably' fake gun at the playground, scaring everyone. When police got there, they confronted the boy and ordered him to raise his hands, but one of the officers shot him twice after he pulled the gun from his waist band. It was later discovered that the gun was a, 'airsoft' type replica gun that resembles a semi-automatic handgun.
Tamir Rice died the following day on Sunday, November 23 at a US hospital.
Speaking to Associated Press (AP), Deputy Chief of Police, Ed Tomba, said the boy did not make any verbal threat but grabbed the replica handgun after being told to raise his hands. The boy’s fake gun lacked the orange safety indicator usually found on the muzzle of fake guns.
Jeff Follmer, president of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen's Association, said the officers were not told the caller thought the gun might be fake.
The attorney for the deceased family, Timothy Kucharski, also told AP that the boy had gone to the park with friends on Saturday, afternoon, but he did not know the details of what led to the shooting and that he needs to talk to witnesses.
The police department is investigating the shooting and both officers involved have been placed on administrative leave, which is standard procedure. The county prosecutor's office also is investigating.

#VIDEO: Oritshe Femi ft D'banj - Double Wahala Part2

VIDEO: Oritse Femi – Double Wahala Part 2 ft. D’Banj

Few days ago, we released images from the BehindTheScene of the videoshoot for the monster hit DOUBLE WAHALA PART 2 by Oritshe Femi ft D'Banj! the very clean video directed by ace director Mr. Moe Musa, was shot in the US.
Download, Enjoy, and Share!

Sunday, 23 November 2014

#NewMusic: CYNTHIA MORGAN - POPORI

NorthSide Inc. First Lady, Kingston Property, and Nigerian Full Bred, CYNTHIA MORGAN, Hits The Industry Hard With New Smashing Hit POPORI.. Produced By Tony Ross.
Enjoy
DOWNLOAD MP3: CYNTHIA MORGAN - POPORI

#QUEENGING!!! New Beyonce video '7/11' rocks the Web!



Social media is all abuzz with the latest video from the Queen B herself -- Beyonce.
It's a silly little dance ditty called "7/11."
It's Bey and some "girlfriends" prancing in and around a high-rise -- mostly in their underwear -- vamping for the camera.
It's a low-budget affair, but still scoring big with her fans. The video quickly racked up hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube and was trending on Twitter and Facebook. Even convenience store chain 7-Eleven saw fit to capitalize on the buzz.
So, what's the occasion? Beyonce has a new album coming out on Monday, giving the video all weekend to generate interest and presumably sales.
It's really not even a new album. It's a platinum edition of 2013's "Beyonce," which includes a few extra songs and a higher price tag.

DOWNLOAD VIDEO: BEYONE 711

#KINGING! Messi breaks Spanish league scoring record!!!

Messi breaks Spanish league scoring record

Lionel Messi has yet another reason to be considered among the very best to have played football as he became the Spanish league's all-time leading scorer with 253 on Saturday.
Playing in his 289th league game, the 27-year-old Messi first equaled Zarra's record in the 21st minute and then beat it in the 72nd at Camp Nou Stadium. The Argentine went on to get his treble in the 78th with his 253rd league goal.

In a league that has featured some of the world's most talented attacking players through its 83 seasons, including Alfredo di Stefano, Diego Maradona, Johan Cruyff and Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi stands alone as its most potent scorer after bettering a milestone that had stood untouched for almost 60 years.

Messi thanked his supporters on Facebook and posted a video of his first league goal scored on May 1, 2005.

''When I scored this goal, I couldn't imagine I could break any record, let alone this one previously held by the great Telmo Zarra'' Messi wrote. ''I was only able to achieve this because of the support I have had from so many people during my time here and I would like to dedicate this achievement to you all.''

Messi breaks Spanish league record with 253 goals

Messi debuted in the league on Oct. 16, 2004 at the age of 16. And just over 10 years later he has eclipsed Zarra.

''I never thought anyone would reach Zarra, who played in an era with more forwards than defenders,'' Barcelona coach Luis Enrique said.

''(Messi) is beyond comparison, one of a kind, never to be seen again. We are lucky to have him here, to enjoy him and to see where he leaves this record.''

Messi's latest scoring feat comes after he equaled Raul Gonzalez as the Champions League all-time scorer with 71 goals this month.

Messi's latest scoring feat comes after he equaled Raul Gonzalez as the Champions League all-time scorer with 71 goals this month.

The record also arrives at a perfect time to thrill Messi's fans who were worried by his recent remarks that he might be questioning his long-term commitment to the club. His father-agent has since dismissed such concerns.

''Messi! Messi! Messi!'' rang out through the Camp Nou in the final minutes, and again after a post-match video in Messi's honor.

The team lined up to form an honor guard as Messi jogged off the pitch smiling broadly.

''I'm happy for Leo,'' Barcelona captain Xavi Hernandez said. ''It's an incredible record. He deserves it as a person and as a player. He showed again that he is happy here.''

Messi breaks Spanish league record with 253 goals
     FC Barcelona's Lionel Messi, from Argentina, is lifted by his teammates after scoring against SevillaFC

Messi's 22nd treble for Barcelona increased his club record to 365 goals in all competitions. He also holds the Spanish league's single-season scoring record of 50 goals in 2011-12, and his 91 goals in 2012 broke Gerd Mueller's 40-year-old milestone of 85 goals in one year.

After having been denied his record-equaling goal during a rare three-game streak without scoring, Messi finally broke through with an elegant free kick after he had earned the foul.

He then tapped in a cross from Neymar to set the new mark, leading to an impromptu mid-match celebration by his teammates, who tossed him in the air.

''It was spontaneous,'' Neymar said. ''For me it is an honor to play beside him.''

Once back on his feet Messi added another goal with his trademark move of dribbling across the edge of the area with his left foot before firing home.

Messi may have come one win short of leading Argentina to a World Cup title this summer, but he continues to excel for the club he joined as a teenager.

Besides his record four world player of the year awards, Messi has led Barcelona to three Champions League titles and six Spanish league titles among many other trophies.

Messi can focus on breaking Raul's mark in Europe, with Ronaldo on his heels. His first chance will be at Cypriot club APOEL on Tuesday. Ronaldo is right behind with 70 goals.


The rival forwards will also likely vie for the Ballon d'Or award which they have divvied up for the past six seasons. Ronaldo won it last season.

Messi, however, has always insisted that his main goal is winning team titles. Last season Barcelona failed to win a major title for the first time since 2006-07. Saturday's win kept it in second place behind Madrid.

4 Romantic Positions You Can Try Anytime, Anywhere!

Is it getting boring in your relationship? Spice up your sex life with these 4 sex positions you can try anytime, any day and anywhere.

Sex as an emotional or physical act always good (when it is not rape of course).
But it becomes boring and tedious for many when it is routine and nothing new is introduced from time to time.
Some people have even restricted sex to the bedroom or t the missionary style alone.
There are however very spicy styles that you jazz things up with.
Here are some:

The Hot Seat: This is a kinky position that you can try anywhere, maximising the tightest of spaces. The girl should sit between the guy' legs . In this position, the woman controls the angle of entry by arching while riding back and forth.
The Hot Seat

The Ballet Dancer:  Where space is an issue, this position comes handy. Both of you should stand facing one another. The woman should then wrap one of her legs around his buttocks or thigh and use it to pull him into you. It is physical.
The Ballet Dancer

Quickie Fix:  Try this for times when you want to get it over with quickly anywhere anytime. Like doggy style, the woman should bend at the waist and rest her hands on something for support. The guy penetrates from behind holding her hips. He could also reach around to stimulate the clitoris. Its awesome.
Quickie Fix

Iron Chef: This style allows the woman to wrap both her legs around the guy's waist with the help of a an elevated platform. He hold her up while penetrating without really doing too much hard work.
Try them out and get it hot with your partner once again.
Iron Chef

5 Reasons Why Wizkid Is Better Than Davido!

Who is better? Is it the pop king or the cocky pop superstar?



The 'war' between Davido and Wizkid would probably last till the end of their careers. The competition between both acts has divided the pop music base in Nigeria with half repping Omo Baba Olowo, and the other half holding it down for Wizzy.
It's tough to decide which act is better or ahead. Don't worry in a two part series, Pulse Music will highlight the factors that makes each artist better than the other. Today, we give you 5 reasons why Wizkid is better than his arch-rival Davido.

Wizkid Has More Hits Than Davido-
This is not even up for dispute. Wizkid is perhaps Nigeria's most prolific hitmaker. From his debut album, to the EME compilation album to his new project, Wizkid has racked more hits that will last some artist's entire career. Let's not forget the songs he dropped in between albums such as 'Azonto'. Hit for hit, Wizkid is leading this race with a huge gap.

Wizkid Has Better Taste In Women-
Right from the get go before he became a superstar, Wizkid has shown that his taste in women is high. Look at his babe in 'Holla At Ur Boy' video to his current on/and off bae. Add Tonto Dikeh, Victoria Kimani, Seyi Shay to his rumoured list of flings, and you see that he doesn't do random babes. Even his baby mama is good looking. We can't say this about Davido. The two times he has been caught with his pants down, its been with chicks who aren't great in the looks department.

International Clout-
Chris Brown is his buddy. Rihanna (reportedly) likes his music. He shares the same management with Tinie Tempah. He has done songs with Akon, and Tyga. It's pretty much obvious is a huge music export. He is known by foreign celebs, and he even parties with them. Davido doesn't have the same international recognition Wizkid has. And oh, he's taken a selfie with Justin Bieber.

Wizkid Is A Better Dresser- Take a loot at Wizkid's Instagram and you can see that Wizzy takes dressing seriously. He doesn't just rock brands, he knows how to co-ordinate them. Davido on the other hand just buys the expensive gear, but they don't reflect a high taste in fashion and style. Wizkid can just wear a white T and a pair of blue jeans and still outshine a Davido dripping in Versace.

Wizkid Writes His Own Songs - Wizkid is the brain and author behind all his songs. This is an added benefit for the star. Davido is known to buy songs off artists.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

FAST-RISING 'YUNGACE' SET TO STORM UNILAG WITH A CONCERT TAGGED #BELIEVE



'Sokan Oreoluwa Samuel' popularly known as YungACE, is no doubt one of the finest promising artiste in the Nigerian Music Industry.

This Young Act is ready to storm the University of Lagos with a Musical concert tagged #BELIEVE on the 30th of November 2014, Doors will open at 5pm with the Red Carpet... The event is FREE....


The intention of the BELIEVE CONCERT is to provide a strong platform for bonding, interacting, celebrating music, culture as well as creating great entertainment for youths: amongst other side attractions. The #BELIEVE Concert aims at giving everyone an experience worth remembering and cherishing.

The young act who started singing at the early age of 13years and at age 16 groomed up under the name 'ACE' before re- branding in 2010 to 'YungACE' has then been working hard to make a name for himself and brand in the Industry... His Incredible upbeat attitude and positive energy shows his passion and willingness to Music...

Recently emerged the winner of the Coke Studio Concert in Unilag, YungAce is ready to give a throw-back to his fans thanking them for voting for him in the Coke Competition.. In his interview with Soundcity's VJ_Adamz he says

"I feel so happy winning the Coke Studio Concert Competition, Big shout out 2 unilag for voting for me and a very Big shout out to Coke for the Platform... It feels good going on Stage with Olamide #Baddo...."


He also added that we should expect more from him, YungACE will be dropping his single soon but first let's all Hope for the best in the #BELIEVE Concert.


10 ways to drive her wild in bed!



Fill her nights with passion and drive her wild with the best sex ever!

Find her G-spot: The G-spot is located inside the vagina on the forward wall (towards the navel). When stimulated, the G-spot swells to about the size of a two rand coin and has the puffy consistency of a marshmallow. To find it, insert a finger and curl it towards you, in a kind of ‘come hither’ motion.

Hum during oral sex: Anytime you touch the skin with something vibrating, you transmit sensation to a wider area than you would through simple stroking. So relax your lips (think Mick Jagger) and hum (maybe ‘Brown Sugar’) as you bring the outermost portion of your kisser in contact with her vaginal lips.

Lick, then blow: By licking her nipples, private parts and neck, then blowing on the wet patches you’ve created, you can generate a sexy tingle that’ll drive your woman wild. To make her head spin even more, use alcohol. It evaporates more quickly than water or saliva, producing a greater cooling effect.

Hide the honey: You’re blindfolded; she hides a dab of honey somewhere on her body. You try to find it – using only your tongue.

Lose the tie: A necktie is the one article of men’s clothing that women love most. The way the silk feels against her skin, the way it smells after being tied around your neck all day. Mmm. So take it off and rub it against her skin, or, even better, use it to cover her eyes. She won’t be able to anticipate where or when your next kiss or touch is coming, so every touch will feel more intense.

Turn on a black light: An ultraviolet light positioned near the bed really helps start things cooking. It gives naked bodies a sexy-looking tan without either of you having to destroy your skin by baking in the sun. They’re available from disco repair and supply shops for around R300 for the fitting and tube.

Play the alphabet game: Make capital letters with your tongue very slowly on her clitoris. See if you can make it to M.

Shower her with flowers: Put flower petals on top of the blades of a ceiling fan. Turn it on when she lies down.

Suck on this: Pop a mint in your mouth before you give oral sex – it’ll be more pleasurable for her. The peppermint oil in some mints can cause mild irritation that brings a flushed, warm sensation to the skin. Then maybe she can try it for you.

Drive her wild: Take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué. Try somewhere public, but not too public, with a great view and have a hot shagging session in the car.

VIDEO + IMAGES: Industry Night With OLAMIDE



On Wednesday, November 19, 2014, all roads led to Quilox Nite Club, the new venue of Industry Nite. The occasion was the album release party of Yoruba rapper Olamide.

The venue was packed as hundreds of fans, and celebrities came out to support the King of Nigerian rap. As usual DJ Spinall and Jimmie held down the deejaying and hosting duties.
Celebrities at the event included Eniola Badamus, Mr. Songz, CDQ, Adunni Ade, DJ Humility, Moet Abebe, Stephanie Coker, Ehiz of MTV Base, Sound Sultan, Baba Dee, DJ Lambo, and others.
The event started proper when YBNL act Viktoh came out to perform his new single 'All My Ladies'. Next up was YQ who performed his new song 'Tear Rubber'.
Lil' Kesh stepped on stage after YQ, and killed the show with his hit track 'Shoki'. He also performed 'Lyrical', and 'Last Card'.
Star Nation artist OmoAkin also was on stage as he sang 'Ijo Oloti' with Uche Sensei and Tosin Igho supporting him on stage.
Olamide stepped on stage after midnight. He was ushered in by Dotun of Cool FM who is his hypeman. The first song he performed was 'Hood Rap' off his latest album. He continued by performing more songs from 'Street OT'.
He was later joined by Phyno. Together they performed their latest collaborative effort 'In My Circle'. They also went on to rap their other hit singles 'Dope Money' and 'Ghost Mode'.
Reminisce was in the building also. The Alaga Ibile is a frequent collaborator of Olamide. On this new album they worked on 'Hustle, Loyalty, Respect', which they performed for the crowd.
Viktoh came back on stage and performed alongside his boss on 'Up In The Club'. Olamide wrapped up his set with his two hit singles off Street OT, 'Goons Mi', and 'Story For The Gods' with many of his fans bum rushing the stage.

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Industry Nite With Olamide

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