Saturday, 1 November 2014

WAR OVER! Keshi Finally Calls Back Uche

Recently restated Super Eagles coach seems to have had a change of mind and called back Villareal striker, Ike Uche.
Photo - Ikechukwu Uche-and-stephen-keshi

According to Goal, the Eagles coach put him down on his list of players to face Congo and South Africa during next month’s Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers.

The coach has however not included any other change to the team he called up last time that played against Sudan.

The full squad below:

Goalkeepers: Vincent Enyeama (Lille OSC, France); Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheva, Israel); Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United, Nigeria).

Defenders: Elderson Echiejile (Monaco FC, France); Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC, Israel); Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland); Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria); Godfrey Oboabona (Rizespor FC, Turkey); Kenneth Omeruo (Middlesbrough FC, England); Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria).

Midfielders: John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England); Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy); Hope Akpan (Reading FC, England); Raheem Lawal (Eskisehirspor FC, Turkey); Omatsone Aluko (Hull City, England); Tony Edjomari (Nasarawa United, Nigeria).

Forwards: Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia); Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce FC, Turkey); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves, Nigeria); Osaguona Ighodaro (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria); Ikechukwu Uche (Villareal FC, Spain); Aaron Samuel (Guangzhou R&F, China); Sunday Emmanuel (SV Scholz Grodig, Austria); Babatunde Michael (Volyn Lutsk, Ukraine): Emem Eduok (Dolphins FC, Nigeria).


African Cup of Nations Defending champions Nigeria face an uphill task if they are to qualify for next year’s AFCON, as they have only 4 points out of a possible 12.

CHINEDU UBACHUKWU WINS GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH 11



Twenty-four year old Chinedu Ubachukwu emerged the winner of this year’s edition of Gulder Ultimate Search. The Anambra state indigene thus became the 11th winner of Africa’s first and longest running reality TV show.

To attain the feat, he edged out 28-year old Emmanuel Afolabi and 29 year-old Nne Cosy Joe. After more than three weeks in the jungle, only the three contestants survived the harsh weather conditions and the arduous tasks they were subjected to.

Their final task was to retrieve the great General’s War helmet which according to folklore, had been hidden in the belly of the Aguleri Forest of Anambra State.

Ironically, when the contestants commenced their journey from Boat Landing, where they camped the previous night, Chinedu appeared the weakest of them. He even stated that he was not 100 per cent fit; adding that if the final search for the helmet became a purely physical task, it may be to his disadvantage.

Chinedu was the last to climb over a very high wall and the remaining contestants insisted that he should be the first to cross another rope ladder which was suspended between two trees because he appeared weak.

As the search neared its end, Chinedu appeared to regain his strength and the trio raced across a river which was at their waist-level, towards their work stations situated at the belly of the Aguleri forest. There they met an emissary of the Council of Elders who adorned a red cloak. His duty was to grant them right of passage only after correctly pieced together the tiles which they found during their very long trek.

Cosy was the first to solve the riddle, followed by Chinedu and then Emmanuel. They raced towards three canoes and paddled away in different directions. Both Emmanuel and Cosy Joe appeared to paddle their canoes aimlessly while Chinedu paddled towards a particular direction. It turned out Chinedu rowed his canoe towards a clay pot which was emitting fire.

At this point, Cosy Joe appeared frustrated and angrily hit the water with his bare hands. He had no paddle. As Cosy paddled his boat to shore and alighted on land, Emmanuel attempted to row his canoe in Chinedu’s direction.

Chinedu raced on land and retrieved the great General’s Helmet surrounded by three fire pots. Hence, he joins the Order of Heroes as the 11th winner of Gulder Ultimate Search.

Chidi Mokeme, the Anchor man, soon arrived on canoe and congratulated Chinedu on his great feat. He said: “After 26 murderous days in the Aguleri jungle, after days and nights of pain and sorrow; thinking about the unknown, nursing your wounds with sweat, with blood, it is you Chinedu who made it here. It is you who has carved your name in history. It is you who has earned the bragging rights. It is you who has made it into the elite league of extra ordinary warriors. By the powers conferred on me by the Council of Elders, I now pronounce you Last Man Standing!”

Incidentally, when the relatives of the final four contestants paid them a visit in the jungle two days earlier, it was only Chinedu’s mother that urged him to return home as champion. Amidst tears, Mrs. Ubachukwu told her son “I know you will make me proud. Come home with the crown.”

Incidentally, on the morning of the final search, both Emmanuel and Cosy Joe gave Chinedu their lanterns. They told him “this will light your path”, oblivious of the fact that that his light would shine the brightest at the end of the day. Both Emmanuel and Cosy talked about reducing their load and they both decided to hand their lanterns to Chinedu.

For his feat, Chinedu will be rewarded with N10 million and a brand new SUV at a party fit only for royalty. Two other contestants will also receive brand new vehicles. They are Samantha Appi, who will drive home a brand new Ford Eco sport for emerging as the Last Woman Standing and the winner of the Viewers’ Choice, who will go home with a Ford Focus.

The contestants that were evicted earlier in the show were: Otto Canon, Ikenna Emedike, Addoh Evi, Iroh Noella, Blessing Eriata, Loretta Erijakpor, Sandra Nwagbagiro, Samantha Appi, Sharon Robinson, Joshua Nwagboso and Iwuoha Ikenna.

3 sex moves to guarantee her orgasm



So you’ve been struggling dishing out the big O to your woman? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

FUNORACLE tells you all about three golden sex moves that will make her climax.

1. Stay out

Sometimes the best way to get her to an orgasm is by externally stimulating her. Or alternatively, by giving her a running start of clitoral stimulation before you enter her.

2. Spooning isn’t just for after

When lying chest to back, slip your penis between her thighs and use it to stimulate her clitoris. Allow her to control the speed and friction.

3. The butterfly

Wrap your legs around each other while sitting face to face. Let her grind against you and rub her body against your pelvis for a double whammy of G-spot and clitoral stimulation.

3 Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman



So you’ve finally convinced the girl to get naked with you. Bad news: It can still go wrong. Especially if you drop these lines.

Women’s Health tells you about the landmines you should avoid.

1.       Not now, thanks. I’m too tired/stressed/much of an excuse of a man

You weren’t too tired to eat the cookie crumbs off your chest ten minutes ago, so harden up! Get on the job.

2.       There is this weird thing I want to try

Not the best way to introduce bondage into the bedroom. Rather try: “I’m curious about...”

3.       Is that supposed to feel good?

Bad move, son. Instead, try going the long way around by asking her what she would like in bed? Then if she returns the gesture, tell her.

#SexStoriesSaturday EPISODE 3

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We walked towards the elevator. We were going up a couple of floors, alone. The tension would break the blade of a knife. He tried to reach out to touch my hand and I moved away. I couldn’t touch him yet. I wanted us to make it to the room. How long was this elevator going to take? Was I going to beg it to move faster? Was it slower than normal? Finally, it stopped and opened up.

“Go right.” He said.

“Lead the way.” I told him.

I walked behind him. He got to a door and I stood a few steps from him.

“Duchess, if I open this door…”

“I know.” And I meant it. I won’t hold back.

He opened the door, I walked in, he shut the door and I stood still. I felt his arms on my back, his breath on my neck… those lips were about to be on me. He kissed my neck and I sucked in air. Oh my.

He moved his arms till his hands brushed my breasts. My nipples felt tight and hard. He undid the first button of my shirt, then second, then third until it was completely undone. He caressed it off me. He put his hands into the sides of my skirt and as he slid his palms down the side of my thighs, taking my skirt off. I lifted my legs one at a time and he pushed my skirt aside. I was in boy shorts and a bra.

I felt him kiss the back of my thigh… I shuddered. He was standing straight behind me again and my bra was unhooked. Before I knew it, I saw my bra on the floor. I felt pressure in my clit. I needed it touched. I tried to turn around but he held me down.

“Wait.” He kissed my neck, I sucked in again.

“You like my lips.”

“Yes…” I whispered.

He gave me a soft bite on the neck. He was teasing me and I was too proud to beg.

He licked my ear, which was a sensitive spot. I giggled. I spun around fast and I kissed him. I felt him think about it but he was wasting time.

I licked his lips and bit his lower one. I heard him moan then he ravaged my mouth. My hands were all over his head. We were eating face, not just kissing. He wanted me bad, I wanted him bad. I backed him to a corner but he wasn’t done with me. He turned me around again and took both breasts into his hands. He bit into my neck and kissed. Pinching my nipples, biting my neck, licking the bite, sealing it with a kiss, this man wanted to finish me.

I took off my shorts so all I had on were my shoes and make up.

He cupped my pussy and pressed on it. The pressure of his palm allowed my pussy lips rub on my already throbbing clit. He took his hand off and we both looked at it, glistening.

“I haven’t put my hands in and you are this wet?” I felt a stab in my back. His dick was as happy as my pussy was.

His hands went back, spread my lips and I could feel the coolness of the room on my clit. I was breathing heavy, wondering when he would touch it. He pinched my nipple and as I threw my head back in a moan his fingers went for my peak. My legs buckled. He held on to me pressing my breast in the process while he rubbed on my clit. I held on to his arm as he kept rubbing my clit so hard and biting my neck so soft. His hand was like a machine, back and forth. I could feel his muscles working out as he rubbed me to rapture.

I moaned louder as my legs were flubbing about the place. I couldn’t stand anymore. The pleasure I needed, the orgasm I wanted, the desire to burst out, the pressure to release, the feeling his hand was forcing upon me… I couldn’t hold it any longer. Oh my, I was about to convulse. How could fingers feel so good? What would his lips do to me? What would his tongue accomplish? Could I make it alive through the next hour? What was this pleasure? With all of that, I let it all go. I was vibrating all over the place. He held to me as came heavy and hard. My body finally calmed itself.

He turned me around. He kissed me softly. He pulled me to the bed and sat me down. Then he gave me a strip tease. Every button he flicked triggered a sensation in my bean. He got to his boxers and he wasn’t joking when he told me he was packing because he was packing. I wanted to lick him like a lollipop. I wanted that entire dick in my throat first then my pussy. I immediately went on my knees.

“Come here.” I told him. He walked towards me, dick to face. I didn’t use any hands; I just let him walk into my mouth and down my throat. He held my head as I fondled his balls. I let him go in and out of my mouth and after every five strokes I let in feel the deepness of my throat.

I held his butt cheeks so I could push him into me when necessary. I licked the cap of his dick and sucked him into my mouth. I held on to his shaft as I moved my head back and forth.

“Oh shit…” he moaned. I was happy. Nothing like making him feel the way he has made me feel. I kept on sucking and licking. I took his dick in my hand and sucked on his balls one at a time while my hands gave him strokes of pleasure.

He puts his hands under my arms. He got me to my feet and pushed me to the bed. I spread my legs apart and he crawled in between me. He kissed my lips, my jaw and then made a trail up my breasts till he got to the peak. He took one nipple into his mouth and pinched the other nipple. He sucked and then bit them as I arched my back up. He feasted on my breast. He squeezed, he licked and then gave me the soft bites that drove me wild. He started kissing down to my belly, my navel and then I felt him spread my fat pussy lips… oh… I had been waiting for this. I tried to spread more but my legs had opened to its full potential. He starts to kiss my inner thighs…

“Come on…” I whispered.

He took my full clit into his mouth.

“Ah!” I pushed my hips towards his mouth. He used his tongue to flick it and then he sucked. The more juices I released, the more suction I felt. I was going crazy as he turned me into a slurpie. I held the sheets but it wasn’t enough. I tried to hold my head but I couldn’t grab on. I held his head and he shook it from side to side. Oh my gosh, I was getting mauled. I was in heaven. My legs were in vibrate; my ringtone, falsetto.

“Right there! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my God! Yes!” and I came in his mouth.

“I haven’t even put my fingers yet”

“I want something else!” Fingers? Not now.

He moved up, lifting my legs and placing them on his chest.

“You ready?”

I nodded.

And he slid his dick into me. I took a deep breath and closed my eyes as he filled me with every inch of him. As he pulled out slowly, I let my breath out. He wove his fingers through mine and moved slowly into and out of me. He went in and stayed for a few seconds. I knew I was going to be dickmotized after this. The rhythm, his pace, my wetness, the fucking tension, it all worked. We worked so well together. It was magic.

He let go of my fingers, spread my legs, angled himself and pounded. I got louder with each thrust. He took a nipple into his mouth and moved just his hips but it was still hitting the spot. He bit my nipples again and I was wilding. I dug my fingers into his back and he retaliated by biting me harder.

“Ah!” I screamed in pleasure.

He kept on plundering and I loved it. I took all of him in happily. I tightened my pussy walls so I could feel every inch of his dick. He swayed left to right as he plunged into my wetness. My pussy yearned for more every time he pulled out. I started to feel pressure on my clit. My legs started to shake again. I was confused at the way my body was reacting to him. With the sensation from my nipples and the magic happening to my pussy I knew I was going to detonate again. I wanted to hold on but my entire being betrayed me. I started moaning words.

“Oh my… I’m cumming! Ah!” and he immediately pulled out.

Why?! I wanted to scream but before my brain could boot, his mouth had sucked in my clit again.

I was in heaven. He sucked for a few seconds, flipped my over, pulled me closer, spread my butt cheeks and drove into my pussy.

I tightened my grip on the sheets but the more he hit it, the more I wanted to rip the sheets. He kept going and I kept wanting more.

“Faster please. Yes! Yes! Oh my God yes! Harder” and he was following every order to perfection. He grabbed my waist and drove in harder. Tears were in my eyes, the pleasure was extraordinary. I tried not to moan loud but I am certain the whole floor heard me. He kept going in faster, I could hear him breathe louder.

I vibrated my way into another orgasm. As I came he followed suit and exploded. We both fell on the bed, breathing heavy.