Friday, 27 February 2015

#SexStoriesSaturday EPISODE 20: 50 SHADES OF GREY (Full Movie Download)



This certainly is the movie everyone wants to see! It was shown across all cinemas mid-february for a few days before it eventually got banned, and ever since, the struggle to get the movie has been so real! But hey, FUNORACLE got you on this! ;) ..
Its a story of a Literature student Anastasia Steele’s life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey. Enjoy !

UNBELIEVEABLE! Kanye West Walks Out Of Interview In Tears (Download Video)


Someone get a Kleenex for Kanye West! The rapper broke down in a BBC Radio 1 interview on Feb. 26 while talking about the death of his mentor. For the first time ever Kanye walked out of an interview in tears — you must watch!

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FRESH VIDEO: PRAIZ ft WIZKID - SISI


Praiz releases the visuals for the hit single with Wizkid off his latest album.
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Fresh video: CYNTHIA MORGAN - GERMAN JUICE


Africa DanceHall Queen Cynthia Morgan is out with the visuals of hiler latest hit GERMAN JUICE! Video shot by Clarence Peters and there was cameo appearances by Phyno and PSquare! Lovely Video, hope y'all love it...

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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Video: Arsenal 1 – 3 Monaco [Champions League] Highlights


The Gunners were frustrated for much of the first half and fell behind shortly before the break as Geoffrey Kondogbia’s long-range effort deflected off Per Mertesacker and past David Ospina.
Olivier Giroud missed two big chances to equalise shortly after half-time, and the hosts were made to pay for wasting their opportunities as Dimitar Berbatov ended a Monaco counterattack with a controlled finish. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain came off the bench to pull a goal back late on with a curled finish before Ferreira Carrasco broke free of the home defence to score with an angled drive.

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#HitBackThursday: WYCLEF JEAN - DIALLO (Audio Download)


This pretty much was a hit in the early Y2Ks (2000s).. The song which was a tribute to Ahmadou Diallo was recorded and released in 2000 by veteran musician from Haiti, Wyclef Jean.

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Wednesday, 25 February 2015

HIT or MISS? Beyoncé steps out BRA-LESS for lunch with husband JayZ!

They have recently been hoping to purchase a new home, after perusing several million-dollar properties in Los Angeles.

But it looks as though Beyoncé might want to add a bra to her shopping list, as she stepped out without one on Tuesday.

The Naughty Girl  singer wore a sexy unbuttoned blue shirt that was tied up, showing off her cleavage and carefully avoided a wardrobe malfunction.

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FASHION KILLAZ! Check Out Kim Kardashian And Her Daughter's Matching Ski Parkas As Both Hit The Snowy Slope In Montana

It does not get much cuter than this.

Kim Kardashian and little North West brought mother daughter style to the mountains of Montana this week.

While dressing for freezing temperatures normally has little to do with fashion, the pair were dressed to impress as Kim took the 20-month-old for some fun in the snow at Big Sky.

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Monday, 23 February 2015

FRESH VIDEO: PSquare ft DonJazzy - Collabo


PSquare finally release the much anticipated video for their hit single with DonJazzy "Collabo"...
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Fresh Video: Vj Adams ft Reminisce and Pasuma - Gbemisoke


Finally the much anticipated video “Gbemisoke” from Nigeria’s ace TV personality ‘VJ Adams‘ featuring PasumaReminisce  is out. Impressive visuals directed by Avalon Okpe & was shot in Lagos, Nigeria. Watch, download and share your thoughts.

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New Music: Lil'Kesh - Gbese (Audio + Video)


Following the success of his widely accepted SHOKI hit, Lil Kesh is out with another mad tune titled GBESE, produced by Young John "The Wicked Producer".. and he wastes no time in releasing the visuals directed by UNLIMITED L.A

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Friday, 20 February 2015

New Video: MAVINS - LOOKU LOOKU


Seems to be the season of the MAVIN DYNASTY for now, as they are pulling greatness from all grounds in 2015.. First was Korede Bello's hit GODWIN, followed by Reeky Tiger's KATAPOT, and the recent collaboration scheme instigated by American rapper WALE... Now, the power group drops the visuals for their Monster Group Hit Single LOOKU LOOKU!
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Vector to feature Olamide, Phyno, Sarkodie, MI, Reminisce in King Kong Remix


After releasing a well-received visuals of the song, the rapper is currently in the latter stages of a remix which features some of Africa’s best rappers.

The remix of the album will feature MI Abaga, Phyno, Reminisce, Olamide, and Sarkodie.

According to sources close to the singer, the singer chose these top rappers due to the demand from fans.

“Fans asked Vector for it. They called out to him via various social media channels, and that convinced him to give them a classic remix.” The source said.

‘King Kong’ remix is in its final stages now, and a video will be shot for the song.

Both songs, ‘King Kong’ and its remix will be contained in Vector’s new album scheduled for release in the final quarter of the year.

Wale To Feature ReekadoBankz In New Track! See Evidence...

Yesterday, Wale hinted he would like to move back permanently to Nigeria and also a proposed collaboration with DonJazzy, but who would have thought the first duet he has in mind would be with ReekyTiger?!
Well see the tweet here and wait patiently for the fire!

Thursday, 19 February 2015

#SexStoriesSaturday EPISODE 19: Is It A SIN To SLIP It In?


There’s no denying that Eva Doyle was a delightful creature and her attributes were not lost on the local vicar. However, having been involved with prostitute in his last parish he couldn’t afford to put a foot wrong in his new one. Although in all honesty he didn’t really have a foot but could boast a good eight inches.

His 26 years old choir mistress did pose somewhat of a problem for him. With a perfect set of tits, long slender legs and an ass that moved in the most provocative way it was difficult for him to keep his cock from bursting out of his flies every time she passed.

During choir practice the horny young vicar often had to sneak behind the pulpit and thrust his hand down his pants in order to adjust his throbbing knob, hoping that he could make the bulge less noticeable. He thought his actions were unobserved but a mirror on the organ allowed Eva a good view of his shenanigans and watching him made her quite wet.

The Reverend Dowler was certainly not your average fuddy-duddy preacher. He looked more like a movie star and as she watched him forcefully deliver his sermons she’d often sit there fingering herself. A couple of times when she came she let out a little “ooooh”, which echoed around the church and all eyes turned towards her. To cover up her masturbatory indiscretions she’d fake a sneeze, which would solicit a smile and a nod from her hero and that would encourage her to start the procedure all over again.

Eva did wear rather revealing clothes for a choir mistress and although the church council had requested that he speak to her about it he was loath to deprive himself the view of her swinging tits or the thrill of seeing her thong when she sat across from him. She was quite aware that he found her attractive and, anxious for him to penetrate her tunnel of love she baited him constantly. One of her favorite teases was to drop her music when she was walking in front of him. When she bent down to pick up the scattered sheets the poor mans testicles had a power surge and his thoughts quickly switched from Solomon to Sodomy.

It did cross the Reverend Dowling mind that she was leading him on but he was determined to fight temptation and clear his mind of unclean thoughts. However, even when she pulled the knobs on the pipe organ he couldn’t help wishing it was his knob she was pulling.

One very hot day Eva decided to go completely naked under her choir robes. She thought that not only would she be cooler but it would give her easy access to her wet crack. She sucked on a menthol cough candy throughout the services and tried to imagine what his cum would taste like in her mouth. Later in the vestry she asked the poor unsuspecting man to help her with the zip, which she pretended was stuck.

When he released it the whole thing fell to the floor revealing her naked body. At that very same moment she dropped her music and as she bent to retrieve it she felt a short sharp stab in the ass and a pair of hands reaching around to hang onto her tits.

The young vicar began to ram it in at a frenzied pace as she called out “Holy fuck,” which seemed to be appropriate given the location. By the time he shot his load he’d moved her half was across the floor and her head hung so low she could see his balls bouncing around as he made the last final thrusts.

When he’d given her all that he’d got she sat on the floor and sucked on his cock. He closed his eyes and made funny little noises as it began to get hard again. Taking it deep into her mouth she worked it with her lips and her tongue as she fondled his balls. When his love lava began to flow he called out “I’m cumming,” but she ignored his warning and swallowed the lot. It tasted far nicer than the menthol cough candy!

Rather than getting exhausted after cumming twice in succession he seemed to become more exhilarated. He literally tore off his remaining clothes, then picking her up from the carpet he lifted her onto a table, parting her legs and then keeling down before her. At first he played with the lips of her cunt fingering then very gently and then he began to lick the inside of her thighs which sent bolts of lightning through her whole body.

Eva let out a gasp as his face pressed against her muff and his tongue licked up and down her crack. It felt quite wonderful.

“O my God,” she cried as his hands reached up to fondle her tits and his pussy fluffer worked magic on her pink petals. A few seconds later her body began to jerk all over the place and she screamed at the top of her voice as she came.

She was still shaking when he stood up, lifted her off the table and laid her on the carpet. Eva looked up as he stood over her, with his enormous cock pointing to the ceiling. Opening her legs wide she could hardly wait for him to fill up her hole.

He slowly lowered himself down and after kissing her gently on the lips he rammed it in. It was so thick it stretched the sides of her vagajay. She grasped hold of his upper arms and moved her ass upwards, anxious for him to start driving it in and out. When he did he went into a frenzy crashing his balls against her and calling out “Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,” over and over again.

As for Eva she was almost hysterical. Her whole body seemed to be on fire and when he shot his load she screamed once again and wrapped her legs around him, squeezing every drop of goo from his streaming dick.

When it was all over they just sat on the floor and looked at each other.

“We should be doing this kind of thing – it’s a sin,” he said, shaking his head as though he was ashamed of his behavior.

When do you want to sin again?” she asked, slipping her long slender fingers around his cock.

“We could do it Wednesday after choir practice, he said, taking a deep breath as she began to work her hand up and down. 

Could WALE be the new D'BANJ? Check Out His Controversial Messages To Don Jazzy!


Popular American rapper WALE of MMG has fueled rumours of a long term working relationship with ace Nigerian music producer and Mavin Records boss DonJazzy with recent twitter posts.
Wale took to his twitter account to give hints on this as he retweeted a song by Mavin's young blood ReekadoBankz (Katapot) originally tweeted by DonJazzy himself and later went on to make his intention of coming back home known, and also working with Don Baba!

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Schalke 0 – 2 Real Madrid [Champions League] Highlights 2015


Real Madrid gave their hopes of progressing into the quarter-finals of the Champions League a massive boost when they beat Schalke 2-0 in Gelsenkirchen in the first-leg of their last-16 tie.

Ronaldo and Marcelo struck without reply for the world and European champions as they took a lead complete with two away goals back to the Bernabeu.

After a slow start for the visitors, they were sparked into life in the 26th minute as a Daniel Carvajal cross found Ronaldo unmarked in the middle of the box, with the Portuguese attacker heading easily beyond Timon Wellenreuther.

Schalke came remarkably close to equalising in the second half, striking the bar, and just as the game was picking up for the Gelsenkirchen side, Ronaldo took the ball down the left flank before squaring to Marcelo, who blasted into the top corner from the edge of the box.

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Wednesday, 18 February 2015

#HitBackThursday: AKON - BLAME IT ON ME (Audio + Video)


"Sorry, Blame It on Me" is the fifth and final single from R&B singer/songwriter Akon's second studio album, Konvicted (Deluxe Edition). The song was co-written and produced by Clinton Sparks. This song was made after the nightclub incident in which Akon did a sexual dance with an underage girl. A demo of the song was leaked in February 2007, several months before the official version became available on Akon's Myspace. The song was put on iTunes on July 17, 2007. The song attained the number one position on iTunes on July 21, 2007 and July 23, 2007. The song was released to radio on July 24, 2007. The song debuted on the August 4, 2007 issue of the Billboard Hot 100 at number seven. A music video directed by Chris Robinson was produced to promote the single.

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Jahbless ft Olamide, Reminisce, Lil Kesh, CDQ & Chinko Ekun – 69 Missed Calls


Earlier today, a studio session of what is likely to be a monster hit was uploaded, and now the official song is out!
JE records are really building up for the release of Jahbless’s third album titled “I.aM.Me ” ; after the success of the gele song titled “Owambe” here comes another banging single from the “Joor oh” crooner” titled  “69 missed calls”.

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LMAO! Queen B aint QUEEN B! See Leaked "un-photoshopped" pictures of Beyoncé

These MediaTakeOut guys are back at it again oh! After uncovering many uncoverables, they've decided to make Queen B a little miserable too by leaking photoshoot images of the many-times Grammy awards winner which obviously hasn't been photoshopped, showing us vividly that Queen B aint the "Queen" B we all think she is!
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video: Jahbless Ft. Olamide, Reminisce, Lil Kesh, Chinko Ekun & CDQ


Jahbless takes to the street as he releases a sequel to ‘Joor oh’ featuring street legends like Olamide, Reminisce, CDQ, Lil Kesh and Chinko Ekun. 69 missed calls will feature in the forthcoming “I AM ME” album.

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