Saturday, 25 October 2014

(DORO PREGNANT!) Tiwa Savage's new photos gets her fan asking if she's pregnant...




Tiwa Savage’s fans are so excited about her new photos! And that is because they see a baby bump in the photo below…Read their comments below. Time will tell if it’s really a baby bump……








Friday, 24 October 2014

3 WAYS TO MAKE "GIRL-ON-TOP" SEX BETTER



If you knew anything about anything, you would be in love with girl-on-top sex. Because the view...

There are some ways to make it even better, Woman’s Health reports. We’ll have to feel it to believe it.

Major boobage

A woman’s breasts and nipples are two of her biggest erogenous zones, so massage, kiss and treat them well to ensure a screamfest.

You don’t know squat

Squat over your man to give yourself more control over your movements – angle, depth and verocity. Don’t be afraid to use your man as a prop, ladies. He’ll love it.

Tuck in

Ladies, bring your legs closer together as you straddle your man. It will squeeze your pelvic muscles tighter and give you more friction between his penis and your clitoris.

3 NEW SEX WORDS YOU NEED TO KNOW


So you’re in jumping into bed with your date but then he or she drops some new word that you haven’t heard yet – instant turn off.

So get clued up with these new slang words Women’s Health thinks you need to know.

Funch

It’s basically the combination of life’s two only worthwhile pleasures – lunch and sex. For busy people, basically.

Vogueing

When you’re having sex in front of a mirror American Psycho style to strike some nice poses for your lover. Or yourself, if you’re that guy.

Mantsy

When a woman is really anxious in need of some loving. Like when your man is out of town for a week and you’re feeling really mantsy. See? Got it already.

BEST MODEL NIGERIA: PRESS RELEASE (Modelslink International)

15 years old Myever Akinleye and Elvis Ikpa wins Best Model Nigeria 2014 and Stephanie Umogbai and Adedamola Cruiz Adebowale wins Face of the World Nigeria 2014 in just concluded Best Model Nigeria Annual Modeling Contest held in Lagos Nigeria on the 21st September 2014.

Best Model Nigeria is an annual modeling contest for male and female Models with a core objective to provide a platform to promote Nigerian Models, position the models for international modeling opportunities, building credible, trusted and honest Brand Ambassadors that will give greater visibility to brand products, and promote Nigeria's rich Cultural and Tourism potentials.
The 2014 Best Model Nigeria which took place in Lagos on the 21st of September, was a two in one event Best Model Nigeria and Face of the World Nigeria. Miss Myever Akinyele and Mr Elvis Ikpa emerge as Best Model Nigeria 2014 Female and Male categories respectively they will be representing Nigeria at Best Model of the World modeling contest in Istanbul Turkey in November 2014. Stephanie Umogbai and Adedamola Cruz Adebowale won Face of the World Nigeria 2014, both models will be representing Nigeria at the Face Of The World International in the United Kingdom come March 2015 . The event which was well attended at the Bespoke Event Centre in Lekki was anchored by MC Senator of In & Out Entertainment with great Musical performance and Comedy from the best in Nigeria (Ashley from Cameron, Kesh Ofobi, Fresh, Mini, Uto, Jude Orora, M.C. Obele Ife, M.C Koi etc) these artist kept the audience screaming for more and the scintillating runway and talent display by the 16 female and 9 male models in the classic evening event certainly will remain in the mind of the audience for a long time. 

Judges for the event are Mr. Shegun Oyeyemi Best Model Nigeria 2012, Sulyman Hakeem, Publisher Native Magazine and the chief judge Mrs. Goodness Ugbah former beauty queen and fashion designer.

Some of the high profile guest and celebrities in attendance are Chief Dr. Austin Izagbo former Commissioner for Youth and Sport Delta State  and His lovely wife Mrs. Florence Ify Izagbo, Victoria Micheal Top Model Ghana, Ada slim, Nollywood actors and actress who were also present at the event are Banke Adewumi, Winnie Lazarus, Dave  Hansom of Last Days Movies Ghana, Igos of Wazobia FM, Best Model Nigeria 2013 Tolu Oni, James Osim 1st Runnerup Best Model Nigeria 2013, CEO Qhue Concept Mr. Santiago Roberts, Kelly blind, Mr Patrick, Nancy blaq, lot of Beauty Queens and Kings from sister competitions and H26 Media Crew from UK, Buddy Love, Alex Goodman, Michael Lebour, Dayo Balogun.
The CEO of Modelslink International Mr. Emmanuel Okitiakpe and his wife Mrs. Augustina Okitiakpe who are brain behind the whole production and ably assisted by Veronica Onaro where very grateful to all who contributed one way or the other to the success of the show and which to specially thank Chief Dr. Austin Izagbo former Commissioner for Youth and Sport Delta State, CEO Canniz Group of Companies and His lovely wife Mrs. Florence Ify Izagbo,  MD CEO Paramount Industries Limited makes of Aquarite Table Water, Bobbies Signatures, OUCH, Studio 24, Just Print, Yaw Entertainment, Citilodge Hotel, In & Out Entertainment, James Brendan Fashion Designers, the various media house in attendance, our wonderful participant and winners in different categories.

First Runner up Female                                    -           Kemi Amuson
First Runner up Male                           -           Felix Asuquo
Second Runner up Female                   -           Tosin Fasanya
Second Runner up Male                                  -           Tarere Obaigbo                       
Best Photogenic Female                       -           Rainer
Best Photogenic Male                          -           Henry Kalu
Best Social Female                               -           Nora Anokwu
Best Social Male                                  -           Francis Obioha
Best Catwalk Female                            -           Blessing Eguzoroh
Best Catwalk Male                               -           Joshua Agai
Best Talent Female                               -           Damilola Bolarinde
Best Talent Male                                  -           Preye Daniel
Best Traditional Female                       -           Damilola Bolarinde
Best Traditional Male                           -           Elvis Ikpa





A Big thank you to FUNORACLE for your support and special thanks to the Editor in chief for this great opportunity to use your medium. God Bless you and God Bless Nigeria.

Signed
Modelslink International
Best Model Nigeria
Face Of The World Nigeria

Thursday, 23 October 2014

(HILARIOUS) TOP 3 BBM DP FAILURES!

Hey Funiacs
Welcome to another episode of your favorite segment on this blogsite, DP FAILURE THURSDAY!  Here,  we go through some selected bbm display pictures that were put up by people (really, they should be tagged "ANIMALS") either under the influence of drugs or natural stupidity.
Here are the top 3 DFTs of the week:

Here is one very picture that you wouldnt wanna see first thing in the morning... I thought CAMERA360 was created to make people look more beautiful than they actually are... I just wanna believe these girls used CAMERA10 :|

 I have nothing to say about this... another CAMERA360 failure.. IM JUST WEAK!

"Don't Get It Twisted, Love Is A Beautiful Thing" D'banj might actually reconsider this statement when he sees this picture... What kind of f**king pose was the girl doing??? And the write-up too??? "oh God, I don't know what I'm doing for them" *in BlackMagic's voice* :'(

Send in some more DP failures to classicashana@gmail.com or add up on bbm 790C080C...