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Friday, 31 October 2014
3 things your girlfriend wants in bed
Sometimes guys view sex the same way they do their Christmas list: I want this and I want that even though I’ve been a naughty (not in the good way) boy.
But sometimes we should look within ourselves and be more Christmasy about giving others what they want, Cosmopolitan says.
Here are three things your girlfriend wants in bed.
1. Thaw before cooking
Your girlfriend really wants you to spend more time warming her up with good, sexy foreplay. Take the time and make out with her like it’s high school.
2. Be a man
Every now and then, your girlfriend would really love it if you showed her you had a spine and some pelvic accessories by grabbing her and passionately taking her. But do read the signs before doing so.
3 Get good with your hands
Get your fingers involved in the action when you’re doing an oral presentation, boys. It’s simple stuff, this, but you tend to forget.
4 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY AFTER SEX
So you just had a good old play-fight in the sack. Good on you, but don’t blow it at the end, if you know what we mean.
Men’s Health lists a couple of no-no’s you should never drop after doing the dirty.
1. ‘What’s that smell?’
Men’s Health lists a couple of no-no’s you should never drop after doing the dirty.
1. ‘What’s that smell?’
Who said sex was going to smell like a new car? It’s more like a new car that just drove through a swamp.
2. ‘Sorry.’
Yeah, you should probably be, but don’t say it. You’ll just come across as pathetic and needy. Own your ineptitude at least. But bail ASAP.
3. ‘Let me just take a selfie.’
Just no. All phones must be very far away from the scene of the crime, thanks. Unless you’re making some dodgy video. That presents its own problems to be thought through later.
4. ‘That’s the best sex I didn’t pay for.’
Better get to the emergency room fast to get some tests done.
3. ‘Let me just take a selfie.’
Just no. All phones must be very far away from the scene of the crime, thanks. Unless you’re making some dodgy video. That presents its own problems to be thought through later.
4. ‘That’s the best sex I didn’t pay for.’
Better get to the emergency room fast to get some tests done.
Pres. Jonathan Requests Stephen Keshi Returned As Eagles Head Coach
According to reports by Supersports, the NFF has been ordered by President Goodluck Jonathan to reinstate former Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi as the head coach of the African Champions. The president had an emergency meeting with troubled NFF president Amaju Pinnick on Wednesday night and advised that Keshi should return as the national team coach. According to a source:“I can confirm to you that Stephen Keshi will return as the head coach of the Super Eagles because of the presidential intervention.“The president (Jonathan) met with all football stakeholders last night and he told them that Keshi must return as the Super Eagles coach with immediate effect,” the source revealed to supersport.com.
Supersport.com also asked the source what the fate would be of Shuaibu Amodu who replaced Keshi as the Super Eagles handler.It has been concluded that Shuaibu Amodu would step down, and Stephen Keshi will continue as the head coach,” the source added. Nigeria will face Congo and South Africa next month, and the Eagles must win the two encounters to have the chance of making it to the 2015 Afcon.
Ten films to watch in November
Interstellar
With his $160m tribute to Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan “has delivered a cerebral and original blockbuster that … is the utter antithesis of Transformers-style franchise filmmaking”, its special effects making Gravity seem like “a chamber piece by comparison”. There are no signs of the McConaissance slowing down, with critical praise for Matthew Mconaughey’s star turn as a flight ace joining fellow explorers (including Anne Hathaway) on a mission to discover whether mankind can find a home on another planet. Boasting its own HALs in the two AI characters TARS and CASE, and taking inspiration from theoretical physicist Kip Thorne, Interstellar avoids pure sci-fi by weaving a narrative that is part family melodrama and part space opera. On general release 5 November.
Foxcatcher
Complete with prosthetic nose and ratty teeth, Steve Carell gives a “career-changing performance” in a biopic that earned Bennett Miller (Capote) the best director award at Cannes. With its study of a twisted mind, the psychological drama about an Olympic wrestler (Channing Tatum) and his disturbing coach (Carell) has been touted as a best picture frontrunner at the Academy Awards. BBC Culture’s Owen Gleiberman praised Foxcatcher as “a brilliant and darkly arresting true-life tale that fuses Olympic sport and the pathologies of wealth with murder”; rather than featuring courage and heroism, it “grips us with the spectacle of dreams gone disastrously wrong”. Released 14 November in India and the US and 20 November in Russia.
The Imitation Game
Following his Emmy-winning turn as Sherlock Holmes, Benedict Cumberbatch tries his hand as another hyper-intelligent problem solver in what might be the part he was born to play: according to Owen Gleiberman, “he may never have had a role that fits him with the emotionally tailored perfection of Alan Turing”. The period drama tells the story of the British mathematician who cracked the Germans' Enigma code during World War II, and reveals secrets on many levels; Turing hid his homosexuality before being prosecuted by the British government in 1952. Ticking all the right boxes for awards, “it serves up Oscar bait in code”. Released 14 November in Ireland, 16 November in Australia 16 Nov and 21 November in the US.
The Vatican Museum 3D
Claiming to be “very much in the spirit of openness and accessibility that has been the mark of the Papacy of Francis I”, this documentary shows one of the world’s greatest art collections as it’s never been seen before. Ultra HD 4K/3D cameras were allowed to film inside the museums and the Sistine Chapel for the first time, offering an immersive take on works by Caravaggio, Raphael, Giotto and Michelangelo. Expert commentary comes from the director of the Vatican Museums, Antonio Paolucci. Released 8 November in Australia, 18 November in Ireland and 27 November in Colombia. (Governorate of Vatican City)
The Babadook
Australia writer-director Jennifer Kent has been praised for combining “subtlety and psychological depth with some full-bodied shock tactics” in her debut feature, which offers up both supernatural suspense and real-life trauma. After Amelia (Essie Davis) loses her husband in a violent death, she struggles to deal with her son (Noah Wiseman); the discovery of a disturbing storybook at their house unleashes a series of events that, according to Variety, “deliver real, seat-grabbing jolts while also touching on more serious themes of loss, grief and other demons that cannot be so easily vanquished”. Released 20 November in Cambodia and 28 November in the US. (PR)
Escobar: Paradise Lost
Imagining the downfall of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar through the eyes of a Canadian surfer, the directorial debut from Italian actor Andrea di Stefano stars Benicio del Toro as the eponymous anti-hero. Variety described his character as “a cross between Don Corleone and Col. Kurtz”, praising the film for its central performance: “Appearing bearded, heavy and dishevelled, keeping his voice in the low, menacing register of someone who doesn’t have to speak loudly to be heard, Del Toro plays the part as a kind of gun-toting Lear.” Released 5 November in France, 14 November in Spain and 26 November in the US. (Mika Cotellon)
The Theory of Everything
The second of the month’s ‘geek biopics’, this drama follows the life of astrophysicist Stephen Hawking (played by Eddie Redmayne) as he falls in love with fellow Cambridge student Jane Wilde (Felicity Jones) – and then receives his diagnosis of motor neurone disease at just 21. Directed by James Marsh, who won an Academy Award for Man on Wire, the feature has been praised for Redmayne’s “inspired mimicry”, which is “acting out of the My Left Foot handbook”. Released 7 November in the US, 14 November in Cambodia and 15 November in Taiwan. (Liam Daniel / Focus Features)
Diplomacy
Renowned German director Volker Schlöndorff, who won an Oscar for The Tin Drum in 1980, here adapts a hit play about an epic game of cat and mouse. Adolf Hitler has ordered Paris be burnt to the ground as the German army retreats in August 1944; Andre Dussollier (Wild Grass) is a Swedish consul who reasons with a Nazi officer played by Niels Arestup (A Prophet) over the city’s fate. According to The Hollywood Reporter, it’s a “terrifically performed piece of filmed theatre … filled with twists, turns and underhanded schemes that show how history sometimes lies in the hands of a selected few”. Released 7 November in Spain, 15 November in the US and 21 November in Italy. (Berlinale / Jerome Prebois)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
After The Hunger Games: Catching Fire became the highest grossing film released in the US in 2013, the latest instalment is one of the most anticipated movies of 2014. Adapted from the third novel in the trilogy by Suzanne Collins, the film follows heroine Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) as she fights to save Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) under the leadership of President Coin (Julianne Moore). The film was Philip Seymour Hoffman’s last and director Francis Lawrence told Empire that he didn’t resort to digital trickery after the actor died during production. “He had two substantial scenes left and the rest were appearances in other scenes. We had no intention of trying to fake a performance, so we rewrote those scenes to give to other actors ... The rest we just didn't have him appear in those scenes.” On general release on 19 November. (Lionsgate)
Leviathan
Written and directed by Andrey Zvyagintsev (The Return, Elena), this Russian drama won the best screenplay award at Cannes, and shows a patriarch defending his house from a compulsory purchase. Set on a remote peninsula bordering Finland, it exposes the corruption at each level of government with dark satire and absurdist comedy. Despite its weighty subjects, the film remains accessible, and according to Variety, “the experience feels akin to that of binge-watching a season of a juicy HBO series as our attention shifts among the various players in this relatively expansive, well-rounded ensemble”. Released 7 November in the US, 13 November in Taiwan and 21 November in Poland. (PR)
HAVE A FUN-FILLED NOVEMBER!
Thursday, 30 October 2014
(VIDEO + PHOTOS) Is Kim expecting Kanye's Second Child?
UM ... did Kim Kardashian just accidentally let slip that she’s pregnant with her second child?
In an interview with beauty site Pixiwoo, the 34-year-old mum was explaining how she styled herself when she was pregnant with North West.
“I wore my regular clothes and tried to ... I just would buy a size up,” said Kardashian.
Then came the bombshell (which was quite possibly just a slip of the tongue).
“I don’t know if I would necessarily do that this time around,” she said.
Did you hear that? THIS TIME AROUND. What does this mean?
Seeing as the reality TV star later posted a selfie in a corset, we’re inclined to think that Kim Kardashian is not in fact pregnant but rather innocently used the wrong words in an interview.
Case closed.
But feel free to watch the video and decide for yourself (skip to the 2:30 mark):
Is Kim K pregnant again?
HOW SEX WAS INVENTED
Once upon a time there was a daddy placoderm and a mummy placoderm, and they liked each other a lot. So, one day, these two placoderms stood next to one another and had sex, and it was the first time sex as we (tangentially) know it had happened on planet Earth.
Few similarities to human sex
This is what scientists announced this week following a detailed analysis of fossils discovered in as geographically unaffiliated destinations as Scotland, China and Estonia. The animals in questions lived not in the sea, but in lakes, and existed around 380 million years ago. Mankind earliest ancestor was believed to have lived only 1.8 million years ago.
The logistics of the coupling bore very few similarities to human sex. Firstly, the animals did not face each other or go approach "doggy style" from the read. Instead, the animals floated side by side "as if they were square dancing."As for genitals, they were to be found at the bottom end of the organism, where the feet would be on a human. The male had a pair of claspers, long, rigid, L-shaped appendages. The female had genital plates which formed a small area on her backside.
These genital plates were described in the paper as being like a cheese grater. This rough texture would cause the male claspers to get locked in place and allow the transfer of sperm to commence.
Strangely, over time fish seem to have lost the ability to have sex this way, with eggs being fertilised inside the body of the female. Modern fish release eggs and sperm into the water where they are then fertilised, outside of the body. Why this happened remains a mystery to scientists.
Kim Kardashian Accidentally Flashes Her Spanx During Basketball Date With Kanye West
Acrording to Dailymail, Kim Kardashian was up to her usual tricks on Tuesday night since she was glued to her phone during the LA Lakers game against the Houston Rockets, held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, apparently unaware that she was accidentally flashing her Spanx to the whole sports arena. Despite her husband Kanye West trying his best to entertain her with a running commentary of the game, the selfie-mad star only had eyes for her mobile and kept it in her hands throughout the match.
Wardrobe malfunction: Kim Kardashian accidentally flashed her Spanx during the LA Lakers game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, where she sat courtside with her husband Kanye West.
Sucking it in: Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney are self-confessed fans of the underwear
The couple took pride of place in their courtside seats, with Kim nestling into the Stronger rapper’s shoulder.
The 34-year-old TV star was wearing a surprisingly low-key outfit compared to her usual standards.
She donned a black pencil skirt with a thigh-high split and a grey turtleneck jumper.
However, eagle-eyed observers caught a glimpse of her curve-containing shapewear, which she swears by to help give her a streamlined silhouette, peeking out from underneath the skirt.
Kanye opted for ripped jeans and a baggy grey jumper and seemed more invested in the game than his wife, who was more concerned with looking around at the crowd.
The hip-hop star’s hopes were dashed, however, since the LA Lakers were defeated by The Rockets 108-90.
Kim and Kanye – who have 16-month-old daughter North together – seemed perfectly in sync thanks to their muted ensembles.
Engrossed: The star was glued to her phone throughout the night, while her husband Kanye enjoyed the game
Strict guidelines: Kim has previously said she only ever posts three images in the same setting – otherwise it ‘oversaturates’ her feed
Chemistry: The couple tied the knot in a romantic ceremony in Florence, Italy five months ago and are clearly still in the honeymoon phase
Wardrobe malfunction: Kim Kardashian accidentally flashed her Spanx during the LA Lakers game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, where she sat courtside with her husband Kanye West.
Sucking it in: Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney are self-confessed fans of the underwear
The couple took pride of place in their courtside seats, with Kim nestling into the Stronger rapper’s shoulder.
The 34-year-old TV star was wearing a surprisingly low-key outfit compared to her usual standards.
She donned a black pencil skirt with a thigh-high split and a grey turtleneck jumper.
However, eagle-eyed observers caught a glimpse of her curve-containing shapewear, which she swears by to help give her a streamlined silhouette, peeking out from underneath the skirt.
Kanye opted for ripped jeans and a baggy grey jumper and seemed more invested in the game than his wife, who was more concerned with looking around at the crowd.
The hip-hop star’s hopes were dashed, however, since the LA Lakers were defeated by The Rockets 108-90.
Kim and Kanye – who have 16-month-old daughter North together – seemed perfectly in sync thanks to their muted ensembles.
Social media addict: Kim was busy checking her Twitter feed, which is followed by a whopping 24.8 million people, and her Instagram account, which boasts 20.5 million followers
Engrossed: The star was glued to her phone throughout the night, while her husband Kanye enjoyed the game
Strict guidelines: Kim has previously said she only ever posts three images in the same setting – otherwise it ‘oversaturates’ her feed
Chemistry: The couple tied the knot in a romantic ceremony in Florence, Italy five months ago and are clearly still in the honeymoon phase
JONATHAN GETS N98M DONATIONS FROM NIGERIANS TO PURCHASE PDP NOMINATION FORM
The presidency has said that President Goodluck Jonathan has been given a combined sum of N98.165m by many Nigerians urging him to run for president in 2015 to enable him purchase the nomination form of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).
Special Assistant to the president on media and publicity, Dr Reuben Abati made the disclosure in a statement on Wednesday.
Abati also disclosed that the president will pick the PDP nomination form for the elections on Thursday, October 30.
According to the statement: “President Jonathan thanks all Nigerians, members of the PDP, friends, associates, and all groups who in sincere appreciation of the achievements of the administration in the last four years, have been urging him to seek a second term in office.
“President Jonathan is greatly encouraged by the overwhelming outpouring of goodwill and support, as well as the confidence of the generality of Nigerians in his ability to continue to transform the country for the good of all of its people.
“The President is also grateful to all the persons, groups and communities who have sent donations, and made pledges to assist him to pay the required N22 million for the PDP Presidential Nomination Fee and Expression of Interest Form.”
Abati thereafter listed and thanked the following names as those who have made donations and pledges to the president for his form:
1. Mr. Kennedy Ikenna Odoeme – N5, 000
2. Mr Ezemagu Sunday Nnamdi – N10, 000
3. PDP Governors – N22 Million
4. Transformation Agenda of Nigeria (TAN) – N22m
5. Ogbia LGA Stakeholders, Bayelsa state – N5m
6. Otuoke Community Stakeholders – N2m
7. Brass LGA Stakeholders, Bayelsa state – N50, 000
8. Bayelsa State PDP Stakeholders- N5m
9. Northern Youths Forum – N2m
10. Central Market Traders Union, Kaduna State – N1m
11. PDP Stakeholders, Zaria LGA – N500, 000
12. PDP Stakeholders, Yobe State – N500, 000
13. PDP Stakeholders, Kaduna State- N2m
14. Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore – N5m
15. The Goodluck Support Group, Gombe State – N1m
16. Adamawa State PDP Stakeholders – N3m
17. Ebonyi State PDP Stakeholders- N2m
18. Kogi State PDP Stakeholders – N5m
19. Rivers State PDP Stakeholders – N5m
20. The 2015 Project – N1m
21. Team Goodluck, Ondo North Senatorial District – N5m
22. Middle Belt PDP Women Support Group for GEJ 2015 – N500, 000
23. King David Generation Foundation, Jos – N200, 000
24. Behwong Weneng Yere Duk, Jos – N200,000
25. Redemption 3 Youth Organization, Plateau State – N500, 000
26. Plateau State Indigenes Association, Abuja – N300,000
27. Gombe Youth United for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 2015 – N500, 000
28. Gombe Youth Vanguard for PDP- N500, 000
29. Yamahu/Deba Goodluck Support Group – N200, 000
30. Coalition of Gombe Support Groups for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan – N2m
31. Hinna Youth Coalition for Goodluck – N500, 000
32. Nigerian Women Pray for Jonathan – N1m
33. National Association of Widows – N100, 000
34. National Council of Women Societies – N500, 000
35. Female members of the PDP Board of Trustees – N500,000
36. Joint Association of Persons with Disabilities – N100,000
37. National Association of Market Women – N500, 000
38 Community Awareness and Development Network – N1m
The president assured the donors that he will continue to do his utmost best at all times to fully justify the great confidence they have placed in his leadership.
Coined from NEWS DAY
Sunday, 26 October 2014
Boko Haram announces freedom date for Chibok girls
Contrary to many people’s belief, the Islamist militant group, the Boko Haram, has announced that the kidnapped Chibok girls would be released unfailinly on Monday, 27 October, 2014.
Making the announcement on Friday, 24 October, 2014, was the self acclaimed secretary General of Boko Haram, Mallam Danladi Ahmadu, who also stated that the sect’s ceasefire agreement with the Federal Government is still on course.
Ahmadu, who spoke in the Hausa service of the Voice of America VOA, added that the final meeting between the Boko Haram and the Nigerian government has been scheduled for Monday in Ndjamana, Chad.
He informed that the meeting would be supervised by the Chadian leader, Idris Derby.
Alleged Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau
According to Ahmadu, the enlarged meeting has been fixed for the weekend to prepare ground for the Monday meeting with the Federal government.
Enlarged meeting of the group has been fixed for the weekend to prepare ground for the Monday meeting with the Federal government, affirming that the final case fire and the release of the Chibok girls are promises that will surely be fulfilled by the group.
On the latest kidnap of over 40 women and girls in the border villages between Adamawa and Borno states, Ahmadu stated that they are not aware of the attacks.
He informed that the group is already investigating the kidnap to determine the involvement of its members.
The Boko Haram scribe however, revealed that many anti-social groups have infiltrated the sect.
Ahmadu alleged that political thugs, armed robbers, kidnappers, hired assassins and other anti social groups now parade themselves as members of the sect.
It was reported few days ago that about 45 women and girls were abducted by unknown gunmen from Gartu in Michika, Adamawa state and Waga Mongoro, a border village between Madagali in Adamawa and Gwoza in Borno state.
Only for another report to surface late Thursday night that the women and girls have been released.
The Nigerian government is yet to confirm the purported release of the women as at the time of compiling this report.
The recent attacks alleged to be perpetrated by the Boko Haram have violated the ceasefire agreement the sect entered with the Nigerian military.
Meanwhile, there are reports that the Borno State government has trained medical personnel at the Chibok General Hospital, on psychological counseling in order to offer professional services to the abducted Chibok schoolgirls, when they are released.
The kidnapped school girls were abducted inside their school hostel in Chibok, Borno State on April 14, 2014.
Making the announcement on Friday, 24 October, 2014, was the self acclaimed secretary General of Boko Haram, Mallam Danladi Ahmadu, who also stated that the sect’s ceasefire agreement with the Federal Government is still on course.
Ahmadu, who spoke in the Hausa service of the Voice of America VOA, added that the final meeting between the Boko Haram and the Nigerian government has been scheduled for Monday in Ndjamana, Chad.
He informed that the meeting would be supervised by the Chadian leader, Idris Derby.
Alleged Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau
According to Ahmadu, the enlarged meeting has been fixed for the weekend to prepare ground for the Monday meeting with the Federal government.
Enlarged meeting of the group has been fixed for the weekend to prepare ground for the Monday meeting with the Federal government, affirming that the final case fire and the release of the Chibok girls are promises that will surely be fulfilled by the group.
On the latest kidnap of over 40 women and girls in the border villages between Adamawa and Borno states, Ahmadu stated that they are not aware of the attacks.
He informed that the group is already investigating the kidnap to determine the involvement of its members.
The Boko Haram scribe however, revealed that many anti-social groups have infiltrated the sect.
Ahmadu alleged that political thugs, armed robbers, kidnappers, hired assassins and other anti social groups now parade themselves as members of the sect.
It was reported few days ago that about 45 women and girls were abducted by unknown gunmen from Gartu in Michika, Adamawa state and Waga Mongoro, a border village between Madagali in Adamawa and Gwoza in Borno state.
Only for another report to surface late Thursday night that the women and girls have been released.
The Nigerian government is yet to confirm the purported release of the women as at the time of compiling this report.
The recent attacks alleged to be perpetrated by the Boko Haram have violated the ceasefire agreement the sect entered with the Nigerian military.
Meanwhile, there are reports that the Borno State government has trained medical personnel at the Chibok General Hospital, on psychological counseling in order to offer professional services to the abducted Chibok schoolgirls, when they are released.
The kidnapped school girls were abducted inside their school hostel in Chibok, Borno State on April 14, 2014.
#SuperSunday: One Good Reason CHELSEA FC Will Defeat Manchester United Today!
The English Premier League continues today, and it's arguably one of the most anticipated matchdays... IT'S SUPERSUNDAY!
The EL CLASSICO in Spain might have lost its quality feel as it's really no longer what it used to be. But the ENGLISH CLASSIC between MANCHESTER UNITED and CHELSEA FC gets better every season!
Be rest assured to get blown by the thrills and frills of this Classic as it's gonna get even better this season with both sides now having top-notch players in their folds. Manchester United coming in strong with the acquisition of Radamel Falcao, Angel Di Maria, Ander Herrera, Luke Shaw, and a host of other quality regular faces like Wayne Rooney, Van Persie, and Juan Mata. Chelsea FC on the other hand could be said to have made the best signings in the transfer market earlier this season as they now have the classic "pass master" Cesc Fabregas, Diego Costa, Loic Remy, Kourt Zouma, Fellipe Luiz, and most notably, the return of the "goal-beast" THE DROG! However, Diego Costa could be out of the fixture as he is currently nursing an injury, but a half-fit COSTA could still bag a brace in a match like this! We can not also forget in a hurry, the quality already possessed by the BLUES before this season with players like Oscar, Willian, Schurrle, and the prolific attacker EDEN HAZARD who has been in blistering form so far this season!
Really can't wait for this cracker! Don't blink, because every moment in the match is gonna be an Xplosive one!
But hey! You know why CHELSEA FC will win this derby???
It is because FUNORACLE is a die-hard CHELSEA fan!!!! :p
(PHOTO) Obama hugs Texas nurse who survived Ebola
A nurse who caught Ebola while caring for a Dallas patient who died of the disease walked out of a Washington-area hospital virus-free on Friday and into open arms.
Nina Pham got a hug from President Barack Obama in the Oval Office at the White House. And outside the hospital where she had been since last week, she got hugs from the nation's infectious disease chief, who oversaw her care.
White House spokesperson Josh Earnest called the meeting with Obama "an opportunity for the president to thank her for her service". But the close contact between the president and the former patient also came as officials in New York tried to calm fears after a doctor was diagnosed with Ebola in that city.
'Blessed'
Pham said she felt "fortunate and blessed to be standing here today", as she left the National Institutes of Health's Clinical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, where she had been since she arrived on 16 October from Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Dallas.
Pham thanked her health care teams in Dallas and at the NIH and singled out fellow Ebola survivor Dr Kent Brantly, who recovered after becoming infected in Liberia, for donating plasma containing Ebola-fighting antibodies as part of her care.
"Although I no longer have Ebola, I know it may be a while before I have my strength back," Pham said at a news conference.
Pham later boarded a plane to go home to Texas.
Dr Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told reporters that five consecutive tests showed no virus left in her blood. Five tests is way beyond the norm, he stressed, but his team did extra testing because the NIH is a research hospital. He had walked out to the news conference with his arm around Pham and later gave her a big hug.
"She is cured of Ebola, let's get that clear," Fauci said.
'Stressful'
Pham stood throughout the approximately 20-minute news conference and was joined by her mother and sister. She read from a prepared statement and took no questions, but she called her experience "very stressful and challenging for me and for my family".
"I ask for my privacy and for my family's privacy to be respected as I return to Texas and try to get back to a normal life and reunite with my dog Bentley," she said, drawing laughter with the mention of her 1-year-old King Charles spaniel. Bentley has been in quarantine since Pham's diagnosis but has tested negative for the virus.
Pham is one of two nurses in Dallas who became infected with Ebola while treating Thomas Eric Duncan, who travelled to the United States from Liberia and died of the virus on 8 October. The second nurse, Amber Vinson, is being treated at Emory University Hospital in Atlanta, which on Friday issued a statement saying she "is making good progress" and that tests no longer detect virus in her blood.
SHOCKINGG! Read what man did to his 22-year-old daughter in Lagos.
Co-tenants of Mr. Ismaila Ladoja, who lives in one of the rooms of a 10-room apartment in Alagbado area of Lagos, have always suspected something unusual was going on between him and his 22-year-old daughter.
Punch reports that Ladoja, who is a bricklayer has always been in the microscopic eyes of other tenants because they all believe he sleeps with his first daughter, Ife, who is 22 years of age. Although no one wanted to bell the cat even when they saw signs that the little girl was bleeding, some of them however spoke with Punch anonymously.
The report which includes lots of accusations and counter accusations, is said to have involved many of the co-tenants confronting the bricklayer a number of times but his denial made many believe that it was truly a figment of their imaginations until they noticed the young girl’s tummy protruding which was followed by bleeding.
“We noticed over the last few months that Ife’s tummy was growing bigger. We knew something was wrong but one day, we noticed that she was bleeding,” a neighbor who spoke on condition of anonymity, said.
One of the occupants of the house alleged that Ladoja and the girl’s mother might have colluded to abort Ife’s pregnancy. Making it known why she thinks the mother of the young girl might be involved in the matter, the neighbor said:
“He beats his wife regularly. The woman dare not talk. In fact, when she was asked about it, she flatly denied the allegations. “Everybody in the compound knew what was going on. So, the girl was kept indoors for about a week. We noticed that she fainted a few times when she was kept at home. So, they rushed her to the hospital.
“We asked the man where he took the girl to but he said she had been taken to a hospital because she was ill but would not disclose where. How can we report to the police when we have not been able to catch him on top of his daughter?
“Sometimes, he would send his other children out of the house, and when we ask the children why, they tell us that their father is inside with their elder sister and had asked them to go play outside,” one of the tenants said.
Although the tenants have not been able to produce evidences to buttress their claims aside from the observations, It was made known that the man was accused of doing same where he was living before he moved to this present apartment he is living with his wife and 7 children.
When one of his former neighbors on 4, Ajibola Street was contacted, the former tenant who like the rest, pleaded anonymity, alleged that Ladoja had been suspected to be sleeping with his daughter when he was living there for a long time before he moved to the present apartment.
“Do you expect the wife to tell you the truth? She is just a poor woman who is helpless and does not want to put her husband in trouble. He was always locked up with the girl while the other children stayed outside when we were living together. He always denied sleeping with the girl.“But the girl was always moody. She cried sometimes. When we asked what was wrong with her, she would never say it,” he said.
When Ladoja’s landlord, an elderly woman who identified herself as Mrs. Shorinolu, was contacted, she made it known that although she doesn’t stay in the house, but if he is found wanting, he should be arrested instantly to face the law. However, Mrs. Shorinolu’s daughter, a headmistress of a school, who also oversees the welfare of the house made it known that various reports reached her over the man’s actions which made her gave him a quit notice but all to no avail.
When Ife’s mother, who is also Ladoja’s wife was contacted, she denied the accusations saying she trusted her husband and that he cannot do anything like that. The 40-year-old woman said:
“We suffer so much and my husband labours day and night to put food on the table. We have seven children and have been using a one-room apartment since we got married 22 years ago. So, what do we have that anybody would envy to the extent of cooking up such allegation?
“It is a total lie that she fainted or was bleeding. She only had malaria which became really serious and we had to take her to someone who treated her.”
When the wife was asked to give the phone number of the doctor at Holyfield Hospital, who treated her daughter. She said her daughter was not treated at Holyfield.
“I took her to a drug store owner, who gave her drips and few drugs. Ife currently lives with my mother. “How can someone sleep with his own child? Is it wrong to love one’s child unconditionally?”
The woman who began to cry, lamenting that she had no idea why her family was being victimized even though they were poor could not however give the contact of her daughter saying she needs to inform the girl first. She also claimed she does not know the phone number of her daughter. She also declined giving the address of where the girl was staying.
When Ladoja himself was later contacted, Ladoja explained that he had no idea why anybody would think he would do such a thing to his child.
“Why would I as a Yoruba man do such a thing to my adult child? May God punish those people who have been saying those bad things about me. They simply hate me,” he said.
Asked why he took his daughter to hospital and why she was bleeding, the bricklayer said, “She simply had malaria. Truly, we had kept her indoors for some days. It is just another lie by my neighbours that she was bleeding.“After some days and her situation deteriorated, we rushed her to the hospital. We had given her drug for her malaria but it did not seem to work.”
Ladoja who said he could not remember the name of the hospital where her daughter is receiving treatment said:
“God will bless you for calling me. I am really happy you want to publish this because the world needs to understand the lie this people have been spreading about me. Did anyone of them catch me red-handed sleeping with my daughter?”
Punch reports that Ladoja, who is a bricklayer has always been in the microscopic eyes of other tenants because they all believe he sleeps with his first daughter, Ife, who is 22 years of age. Although no one wanted to bell the cat even when they saw signs that the little girl was bleeding, some of them however spoke with Punch anonymously.
The report which includes lots of accusations and counter accusations, is said to have involved many of the co-tenants confronting the bricklayer a number of times but his denial made many believe that it was truly a figment of their imaginations until they noticed the young girl’s tummy protruding which was followed by bleeding.
“We noticed over the last few months that Ife’s tummy was growing bigger. We knew something was wrong but one day, we noticed that she was bleeding,” a neighbor who spoke on condition of anonymity, said.
One of the occupants of the house alleged that Ladoja and the girl’s mother might have colluded to abort Ife’s pregnancy. Making it known why she thinks the mother of the young girl might be involved in the matter, the neighbor said:
“He beats his wife regularly. The woman dare not talk. In fact, when she was asked about it, she flatly denied the allegations. “Everybody in the compound knew what was going on. So, the girl was kept indoors for about a week. We noticed that she fainted a few times when she was kept at home. So, they rushed her to the hospital.
“We asked the man where he took the girl to but he said she had been taken to a hospital because she was ill but would not disclose where. How can we report to the police when we have not been able to catch him on top of his daughter?
“Sometimes, he would send his other children out of the house, and when we ask the children why, they tell us that their father is inside with their elder sister and had asked them to go play outside,” one of the tenants said.
Although the tenants have not been able to produce evidences to buttress their claims aside from the observations, It was made known that the man was accused of doing same where he was living before he moved to this present apartment he is living with his wife and 7 children.
When one of his former neighbors on 4, Ajibola Street was contacted, the former tenant who like the rest, pleaded anonymity, alleged that Ladoja had been suspected to be sleeping with his daughter when he was living there for a long time before he moved to the present apartment.
“Do you expect the wife to tell you the truth? She is just a poor woman who is helpless and does not want to put her husband in trouble. He was always locked up with the girl while the other children stayed outside when we were living together. He always denied sleeping with the girl.“But the girl was always moody. She cried sometimes. When we asked what was wrong with her, she would never say it,” he said.
When Ladoja’s landlord, an elderly woman who identified herself as Mrs. Shorinolu, was contacted, she made it known that although she doesn’t stay in the house, but if he is found wanting, he should be arrested instantly to face the law. However, Mrs. Shorinolu’s daughter, a headmistress of a school, who also oversees the welfare of the house made it known that various reports reached her over the man’s actions which made her gave him a quit notice but all to no avail.
When Ife’s mother, who is also Ladoja’s wife was contacted, she denied the accusations saying she trusted her husband and that he cannot do anything like that. The 40-year-old woman said:
“We suffer so much and my husband labours day and night to put food on the table. We have seven children and have been using a one-room apartment since we got married 22 years ago. So, what do we have that anybody would envy to the extent of cooking up such allegation?
“It is a total lie that she fainted or was bleeding. She only had malaria which became really serious and we had to take her to someone who treated her.”
When the wife was asked to give the phone number of the doctor at Holyfield Hospital, who treated her daughter. She said her daughter was not treated at Holyfield.
“I took her to a drug store owner, who gave her drips and few drugs. Ife currently lives with my mother. “How can someone sleep with his own child? Is it wrong to love one’s child unconditionally?”
The woman who began to cry, lamenting that she had no idea why her family was being victimized even though they were poor could not however give the contact of her daughter saying she needs to inform the girl first. She also claimed she does not know the phone number of her daughter. She also declined giving the address of where the girl was staying.
When Ladoja himself was later contacted, Ladoja explained that he had no idea why anybody would think he would do such a thing to his child.
“Why would I as a Yoruba man do such a thing to my adult child? May God punish those people who have been saying those bad things about me. They simply hate me,” he said.
Asked why he took his daughter to hospital and why she was bleeding, the bricklayer said, “She simply had malaria. Truly, we had kept her indoors for some days. It is just another lie by my neighbours that she was bleeding.“After some days and her situation deteriorated, we rushed her to the hospital. We had given her drug for her malaria but it did not seem to work.”
Ladoja who said he could not remember the name of the hospital where her daughter is receiving treatment said:
“God will bless you for calling me. I am really happy you want to publish this because the world needs to understand the lie this people have been spreading about me. Did anyone of them catch me red-handed sleeping with my daughter?”
#SundaySpecial RICH CHURCHES, POOR MEMBERS!
Churches are always at the forefront of development. Various religion-related centres promote building schools, hospitals, vocational skills acquisition centres, farms and cottage industries, and many.
One should also note various scholarships, free books, food, clothes and even shelter. A church wants to ensure that its members live good and faithful lives before they pass away.
However, the modern church slowly abandons old ideals, Vanguard notices and gives several clear examples:
Amuwo Odofin, Lagos, July 6, 2014: A priest at a church offers the congregation to appreciate God with various contributions: N200,000 – special blessing; then N150,000, N100,000 and so on, to N50,000 to N5,000 and below.
At the end of the day, the priest made a general blessing for the entire church. Apparently, nobody came out for N200,000 blessing.
Pastor David Oyedepo of Living Faith Mission (Winners Chapel) owns several private jets, Gulfstream G550, Gulfstream G450, Gulfstream V and LearJet with combined value of $98.3million (N15.9billion).
The General Overseer of RCCG Pastor E.A. Adeboye also owns Gulfstream V private jet. The President of Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, Ayo Oritsejafor, leased one of his flying machines to cash smugglers for illegal weapons purchase in South Africa.
The Pentecostal churches are in the lead for revenue drive. The income is big, but the programmes to help the poor are not big enough. Well-established churches keep opening private universities. Their fees range from N1.5 million to N3 million per session, so only the wealthy can afford it.
At the same time, there are 10 to 80 per cent discounts for children and wards of the university’s staff, children of pastors and some indigent church members.
Dr. Joseph Antyo of the University of Mkar, a private university in Benue State owned by the Evangelical Church of West Africa (ECWA) however believes that poverty issues in Nigeria cannot be solved without participation of churches.
“Churches should see poverty eradication as a part of their mission of evangelisation, since not only spiritual but also material salvation is needed to truly free someone. Some of the money that some churches have should be made available to their members in form of loans and other poverty alleviation measures, and the churches should be able to build on their greatest strengths which are trust and commitment rather than dependency.
“Churches should also motivate their members to work or to help create employment, since the lack of it is probably the greatest bane of Africa today,” he concluded.
Coined from NAIJ
One should also note various scholarships, free books, food, clothes and even shelter. A church wants to ensure that its members live good and faithful lives before they pass away.
However, the modern church slowly abandons old ideals, Vanguard notices and gives several clear examples:
Amuwo Odofin, Lagos, July 6, 2014: A priest at a church offers the congregation to appreciate God with various contributions: N200,000 – special blessing; then N150,000, N100,000 and so on, to N50,000 to N5,000 and below.
At the end of the day, the priest made a general blessing for the entire church. Apparently, nobody came out for N200,000 blessing.
Pastor David Oyedepo of Living Faith Mission (Winners Chapel) owns several private jets, Gulfstream G550, Gulfstream G450, Gulfstream V and LearJet with combined value of $98.3million (N15.9billion).
The General Overseer of RCCG Pastor E.A. Adeboye also owns Gulfstream V private jet. The President of Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, Ayo Oritsejafor, leased one of his flying machines to cash smugglers for illegal weapons purchase in South Africa.
The Pentecostal churches are in the lead for revenue drive. The income is big, but the programmes to help the poor are not big enough. Well-established churches keep opening private universities. Their fees range from N1.5 million to N3 million per session, so only the wealthy can afford it.
At the same time, there are 10 to 80 per cent discounts for children and wards of the university’s staff, children of pastors and some indigent church members.
Dr. Joseph Antyo of the University of Mkar, a private university in Benue State owned by the Evangelical Church of West Africa (ECWA) however believes that poverty issues in Nigeria cannot be solved without participation of churches.
“Churches should see poverty eradication as a part of their mission of evangelisation, since not only spiritual but also material salvation is needed to truly free someone. Some of the money that some churches have should be made available to their members in form of loans and other poverty alleviation measures, and the churches should be able to build on their greatest strengths which are trust and commitment rather than dependency.
“Churches should also motivate their members to work or to help create employment, since the lack of it is probably the greatest bane of Africa today,” he concluded.
Coined from NAIJ
3 SURPRISING FOODS FOR BETTER SEX
So a visit to your favourite oily fast food joint gets you excited, but it really gets your erections down. Try these foods instead!
Fitbie rounds up some foods that are surprisingly good for your sex life!
Watermelon
This sweet and juicy summer fruit contains an unusually high level of an amino acid called cirtulline. That little chemical helps your body release this one: arginine. Long story short, it gives guys better blood flow (read: better erections).
Peaches
Not only is the summery smell and colour a peach really sexy, but these fruits are also a natural fertility drug for your man as they are jammed with vitamin C!
Eggs
A boiled egg might not want to make you jump into bed with your lover, but eating this super food will give you a good dose of L-arginine – the one that is good for your erectile dysfunction, remember?
JONATHAN arrives in Jerusalem for pilgrimage.
President Goodluck Jonathan arrived in Jerusalem on Saturday for a two-day pilgrimage to Israel.
According to the president’s itinerary, he will observe the Sabbath Day on Saturday at the Wailing Wall, where he will pray privately before going to Mount Tabor and Mount Carmel.
Jonathan will also visit some other Christian holy sites during the pilgrimage.
During the pilgrimage, he will pray for Nigeria at an Interdenominational Church Service with the theme: “A day with Jesus for Nigeria in Israel.”
The progamme of events indicates that other Nigerian Pilgrims will join the president during the service to pray for the well being and progress of the country.
The media recalls that Jonathan is performing pilgrimage for the second time during his first tenure.
Nigeria’s Ambassador to Israel Davi Obasa received the president on arrival at the David Ben Gurion International Airport, Tel Aviv.
Others that were at the airport included Gov. Willie Obiano of Anambra, Mr John-Kennedy Opara, Executive Secretary, Nigeria Christian Pilgrims Commission and Brig.- Gen. Jones Arogbofa, the Chief of Staff.
The president is accompanied to the pilgrimage by Ven. Obioma Onwuzurumba, Chaplain of the Presidential Villa, Bishop David Oyedepo of Living Faith Church Worldwide and Sen. Smart Adeyemi, Chairman, Senate Committee on FCT.
Members of the Federal Government delegation in the pilgrimage include the Most Rev. Nicholas Okoh, Primate Church of Nigeria (Anglican Communion) and Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, President, Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN).
Chief Olajumoke Akinjide, Minister of State for FCT, Prof. Chinedu Neboh, Minister of Power, Mrs Sarah Ochekpe, Minister of Water Resources, Sen. Philip Aduda and Rep. Ndudi Elumelu, are also part of the delegation.
Other delegates are Gov. Gabriel Suswam of Benue and Gov. Jonah Jang of Plateau.
- NAN
Saturday, 25 October 2014
Top 7 Reasons Some Nigerian Ladies Are Single!
Being single probably is one of the top problems among Nigerian girls. But only some of them understand that the problem can be not only in men. They also can change something about their selves, if they don’t want to end up alone in a company of cuddly cats.
So here are some typical reasons you can easily give up, to reduce chances of being alone:
1. Celebrity gossips
For God’s sake, stop following fake celebrity gossips and watching reality shows as crazy. These things are fake in almost every case, and, as well as developing your stupidity, they may also form unnatural life priorities.
2. Doing charges
Even if you are a self-confident and independent Nigerian lady, don’t forget about learning to cook and doing home chores. Gender equality is a good thing, but it is not a reason to turn your house into a mess. And don’t forget that Nigerian men love good cooking!
3. Less makeup
Too much makeup is not doing good for you. The truth is that lots of men are indifferent to makeup. Many of them even don’t like it at all. So it is better to forget about high school and to look more natural.
4. Don’t give your number to any guy you can
Any man would disgrace if your phone rings often and you will be laughing and chatting with other guys. You may not be a playgirl, but a guy can think that you are.
5. Wrong presentation
Some Nigerian girls try to dress attractive, but it turns out that they are ridiculous. Your dressing style determines kinds of men who are attracted to you. Remember, not all clothes that look sexy are good for a seriously searching for a soul mate single lady.
6. Bad manners
When you want to look “attractive” or “hot” for a man, don’t think it can turn into something serious. Your wisdom, inner beauty and good manners are factors which makes a man stay with you, keep faithful and have long-term relationship. If you rely only on your good appearance, don’t be surprised if a guy runs away after accomplishing his “evil” mission.
7. Too much advice from friends and relatives
Of course, family values is important in Nigeria, but remember that it is you who are going to live with this person, NOT your friend or relative. Let them have their own life and you will enjoy yours!
So here are some typical reasons you can easily give up, to reduce chances of being alone:
1. Celebrity gossips
For God’s sake, stop following fake celebrity gossips and watching reality shows as crazy. These things are fake in almost every case, and, as well as developing your stupidity, they may also form unnatural life priorities.
2. Doing charges
Even if you are a self-confident and independent Nigerian lady, don’t forget about learning to cook and doing home chores. Gender equality is a good thing, but it is not a reason to turn your house into a mess. And don’t forget that Nigerian men love good cooking!
3. Less makeup
Too much makeup is not doing good for you. The truth is that lots of men are indifferent to makeup. Many of them even don’t like it at all. So it is better to forget about high school and to look more natural.
4. Don’t give your number to any guy you can
Any man would disgrace if your phone rings often and you will be laughing and chatting with other guys. You may not be a playgirl, but a guy can think that you are.
5. Wrong presentation
Some Nigerian girls try to dress attractive, but it turns out that they are ridiculous. Your dressing style determines kinds of men who are attracted to you. Remember, not all clothes that look sexy are good for a seriously searching for a soul mate single lady.
6. Bad manners
When you want to look “attractive” or “hot” for a man, don’t think it can turn into something serious. Your wisdom, inner beauty and good manners are factors which makes a man stay with you, keep faithful and have long-term relationship. If you rely only on your good appearance, don’t be surprised if a guy runs away after accomplishing his “evil” mission.
7. Too much advice from friends and relatives
Of course, family values is important in Nigeria, but remember that it is you who are going to live with this person, NOT your friend or relative. Let them have their own life and you will enjoy yours!
#SexStoriesSaturday Episode2
It looks like once again, her orgasm was her own damn business.
She sighed loudly as Yemi pulled out of her and laid on the bed, breathing heavily.
“That was amazing, Titi. Was it good for you?” He asked her.
He does this every time after sex. Like he wanted some sort of scores sheet. Or maybe he wanted some reassurance that his less-than-average sized dick worked for her.
And every time, she lied.
“It was great honey. You always rock my world.” She said, giving him a quick peck on the lips.
Yemi smiled, gave a loud yawn and closed his eyes.
She loved him. She really did. And outside of the bedroom, their relationship was almost perfect. They have been dating for over a year and she enjoyed hanging out with him. He made her laugh and he excites her. Well, except when it comes to sex. Titi knew he tries his best, but damn, she would kill for a big, fat cock right about now.
She decided to settle for her big, fat, vibrator.
As she reached for the bedside drawer to retrieve it, she heard the knock on the door.
She checked the clock. 9 pm. Who could that be?
She dragged her naked self out of the bed and bent to pick up the red silky nighty that Yemi loved to see her in.
As she headed to the main door, she caught a reflection of herself through the mirror.
Her big brown eyes, luscious lips a long legs were some of her best assets.
‘Who is there?” She called out upon reaching the main door
“It’s Danny,” a voice called back.
Danny is the next door neighbour. A very shy and quiet young man. Titi often wondered how someone so good looking could be so timid.
“Hi Dan.” She said as she opened the door. “Whats up”
“Hey. I was wondering if I could borrow your BB charger, mine crapped out on me an hour ago.”
“Oh, okay.” She went in to get it.
“But you should know, my charger acts funny sometimes. You have to plug it just right or it will keep tripping of and on.” She told him as she returned. “You know what, let me just come with you so I can help you plug it in”
“Oh cool. Great.” Danny said with a smile.
In Danny’s living room, Titi proceeded to plug the charger into his extension box. As she bent over, she felt an odd breeze that reminded her that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. She stood up to adjust her nightwear and caught Danny’s eyes gazing at her behind. She smiled to herself and bent over to continue attempting to help him charge his phone. She stole a quick glance at Danny. His eyes were, as she expected, still on her ass. But what took her breath away was his growing erection. She promptly dropped what she was doing and stood up as she noticed it. The motion caused Danny to realize that he had been lost staring at his hot neighbour’s ass.
“ohh… uhmm.. sorry. Are you done?” He asked her, hoping she didn’t notice his lustful stare.
Titi ignored him. She was so horny, she unashamedly kept staring at the bulge in his shorts. Like some dazed freak, she reached her hand under her nightie to stroke herself. She was dripping wet. No surprise there. She wondered how long Yemi would be asleep. She wondered if she can persuade Dan to take off his shorts. She wondered how long before her already weak knees gave way. It was getting too difficult to stand as desire took over her.
Danny watched her as she stroked her pussy beneath herself as she watched his dick. His breath caught in his throat as she walked towards him. She gently unzipped his short and pulled it down. Before he could say anything, her mouth was on him.
His cock was bigger than she thought. And the more she sucked and licked, it kept getting bitter. She wanted him to fuck her. She needed him to fill her with the huge cock and tear her pussy with it. She led Danny’s hands to her breasts. He needed no telling twice as he began stroking the two beautiful mounds on her chest. Titi moaned. She grabbed his cock and began eagerly working it with her hands.
She turned her back to him, Took off her dress, bent over and with legs wide apart, she moaned.
“Fuck me, Fuck me hard. You know you want to. Stick that large cock in and make me cum harrrrd.”
He did. he grabbed her ass and slid slowly inside her. She moaned even louder as he filled her in a way no other guy ever did. She bit her lips to keep from screaming as he began to fuck her hard.
Danny held on tight to the sexy ass and continued fucking her so damn hard, she was shaking with pleasure. She wanted more. She wanted him to hurt her and she let him know it.
Danny spanked her hard. Dug his nails into her butt and was rewarded by her satisfied moan. She begged him to keep going.
“Fuck me! Make it hurt! Pull my hair!.”
He did as he was told. The sounds she made turned him on so badly that he was feeling his dick throbbing with pleasure inside her. He felt her cum hard around his dick. He felt the waves and waves of orgasm that overtook her and it became too much to bear.
Reaching to feel those breasts one more time, he gave in to his own urgent climax.
As she sneaked back into bed beside her man, Titi could still feel the sweet. sweet, after effect of being fucked by a big, strong dick. She knew she would knock on his door again. She knew she would let Danny do naughty things to her and she would do freaky things to him too. This is just the beginning. She would keep her amazing boyfriend while getting the good dick from her next door neighbour.
Who says a girl can’t have it all? ;)
THIS IS WHERE HER G-SPOT IS!
So you’re got the little G-spot treasure map copied from that men’s magazine on your palm while going down on her...
Turns out you’ll be digging, good heavens, on the wrong spot, boys.
Men’s Health reports that inquisitive Italian researchers recently found that the G-spot isn’t really some magical little button on your lady.
For guys who have the finesse of a bulldozer and the dexterity of an elephant this should be good: It’s a actually a big area.
They call it the “clitourethrovaginal complex” and they say it’s on the front of the vaginal wall on the side of her belly.
If you touch her there, the randy Italians say, you’ll be touching parts of her urethra, the paraurethral glands and the “roots” of her clitoris.
That does sound more gross than it is, but try it.
HOW TO TELL IF HE'S CHEATING ON YOU
If your partner's behaviour is suddenly changing and you're not sure why, it may be that he is having an affair.
The telltale signs below are just as valid for women as they are for men, so read 'he/she' wherever 'he' is used. A sexologist takes a look at some of the classic signs of cheating:
There are changes in his behaviour and routines.
He begins exercising, especially jogging. (He may be heading for another woman’s house.)
He stops having sex with you, initiates more sex, or begins new sex behaviours.
He starts watching what he eats or goes on a diet.
He buys new clothes.
He gets nervous when the phone rings. When he answers it, he speaks softly.
He works late unusually often and over weekends.
He finds reasons to stay away overnight.
If he travels for business, he won’t share his itinerary, flight or hotel information. He yells at you for asking where he will be and when he will return. He says he can’t be reached.
He goes off alone for periods during the weekend, giving some lame excuse.
He gets nasty or defensive when you ask him when he’ll be home or where is he going.
He begins misplacing credit card receipts, phone bills, cell phone printouts, etc.
He leaves his cell phone on voice mail.
He heads for the shower, or brushes his teeth, the minute he enters the house.
He is usually secretive about his schedule and the people he sees. He snaps at you when you show an interest. He views your normal interest as an invasion of his privacy.
When you phone him at work, he won’t take your calls, or he cuts you off. When you call him at work in the evenings or on weekends, he doesn’t answer.
He isn’t where he says he is going to be.
He stops taking you to job – related social events. If he does, his co–workers act differently towards you.
He gives jewellery or flowers, when he hasn’t done so before. These are guilt-relieving presents.
His moods are erratic. Living with him is like being on a rollercoaster; you never know when he’ll explode at you.
He starts criticising your looks.
He starts reading books about sex.
You receive strange phone calls, such as: “I think you should know about your husband”.
If he has worn a wedding band, he stops doing so.
When you are out together, he seems more flirtatious than usual with other women. He notices women more.
He begins to lock his drawers; he doesn’t want you to touch any of his belongings.
He starts doing his own laundry.
He is overly protective of his wallet and briefcase.
He no longer wants you to accompany him on out–of–town trips.
He begins talking in his sleep and is generally more restless than usual.
He starts making positive comments about one particular woman.
He starts carrying condoms in his travelling bag.
He clams up and shuts down completely when you ask him anything about himself.
He feels like a brick wall when you try to hug him.
He stops being affectionate.
He stays so far from you in bed at night that he almost falls out of the other side.
He begins sleeping in a spare bedroom, citing “sleep disturbance”.
He is unusually short–tempered and irritable.
He seems distant from you and preoccupied most of the time.
He tells you he needs his privacy and suggests you go away for a while.
He is indifferent to you or ignores you completely.
He is even less communicative than usual.
He is unusually cold and distant.
He begins exercising, especially jogging. (He may be heading for another woman’s house.)
He stops having sex with you, initiates more sex, or begins new sex behaviours.
He starts watching what he eats or goes on a diet.
He buys new clothes.
He gets nervous when the phone rings. When he answers it, he speaks softly.
He works late unusually often and over weekends.
He finds reasons to stay away overnight.
If he travels for business, he won’t share his itinerary, flight or hotel information. He yells at you for asking where he will be and when he will return. He says he can’t be reached.
He goes off alone for periods during the weekend, giving some lame excuse.
He gets nasty or defensive when you ask him when he’ll be home or where is he going.
He begins misplacing credit card receipts, phone bills, cell phone printouts, etc.
He leaves his cell phone on voice mail.
He heads for the shower, or brushes his teeth, the minute he enters the house.
He is usually secretive about his schedule and the people he sees. He snaps at you when you show an interest. He views your normal interest as an invasion of his privacy.
When you phone him at work, he won’t take your calls, or he cuts you off. When you call him at work in the evenings or on weekends, he doesn’t answer.
He isn’t where he says he is going to be.
He stops taking you to job – related social events. If he does, his co–workers act differently towards you.
He gives jewellery or flowers, when he hasn’t done so before. These are guilt-relieving presents.
His moods are erratic. Living with him is like being on a rollercoaster; you never know when he’ll explode at you.
He starts criticising your looks.
He starts reading books about sex.
You receive strange phone calls, such as: “I think you should know about your husband”.
If he has worn a wedding band, he stops doing so.
When you are out together, he seems more flirtatious than usual with other women. He notices women more.
He begins to lock his drawers; he doesn’t want you to touch any of his belongings.
He starts doing his own laundry.
He is overly protective of his wallet and briefcase.
He no longer wants you to accompany him on out–of–town trips.
He begins talking in his sleep and is generally more restless than usual.
He starts making positive comments about one particular woman.
He starts carrying condoms in his travelling bag.
He clams up and shuts down completely when you ask him anything about himself.
He feels like a brick wall when you try to hug him.
He stops being affectionate.
He stays so far from you in bed at night that he almost falls out of the other side.
He begins sleeping in a spare bedroom, citing “sleep disturbance”.
He is unusually short–tempered and irritable.
He seems distant from you and preoccupied most of the time.
He tells you he needs his privacy and suggests you go away for a while.
He is indifferent to you or ignores you completely.
He is even less communicative than usual.
He is unusually cold and distant.
5 SIGNS HE IS GOOD AT SEX
So you’ve checked this guy out from top to bottom: Shiny shoes, a belt that matches, nicely groomed neck hair.
Will he rise to the occasion? Down there, that is. Cosmopolitan gives you five signs to tell.
1. He puts you first
He doesn’t just race to the finish line leaving you behind.
2. He gives back – orally.
He doesn’t just expect you to go down on him and then that’s it – he’s a man of the people. Always giving something back.
3. He kisses you after he does it
He knows that you two are together and body fluids are part of the package.
4. He doesn’t push your head down
He gives you the freedom to please him the way you want. And you probably know best anyway, right?
5. He doesn’t ignore the rest of your body
Some guys think you’re a walking vagina. That’s not so cool.